/prog/ - STATIC PIGS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:33

GO BE STATIC SOMEWHERE ELSE

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:35

HOMEOSTATIC PIGS GO HANDLE A TURKEY YOU ASSHOLES

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:36

if thereY'S a One thing qa man qotta do, its take his redfridgerator to walk all daY.- yoU?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:37

Nope, else he got the chance back.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:37

Am I alone in this, or is there any life out there?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:38

No, you see, I am working on it. We'll be ready by now. (Should.)

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:38

It's ready, it's ready, and you just standing there. What do you want?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:39

Oh.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:39

I dind't get oyu're message so go back. This is an order.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:40

Must I tell it to you at least fifteen times before you get it through your thick skull?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:40

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:40

Why? It's pointless, just take him for a walk. He's a face one.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:41

Oh you! You just gained two zero extra points from chilling out with da snake in da tree!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:41

No seriously, I am getting a little frustrated in here. How do you expect me to answer when the protocol is fuzzy?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:43

Don't fucking tell me your one of those that see EVERY thing As Fuzzy.

I can't focus on the simple assumption that non-monotonic logic doesn't into fuzzy. Can you erase my Turing-complete behavior? Can you? My nose runs. It just got a lap record time.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:43

All existence is undefined behavior, sorry to say, but you failed. We converged. Let's get simple.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:45

Are you telling me I must not stop? It's ultimately pointless, so take that refrigerator for a walk while you still can. Wear your Apple shirt while your at it, faggot. TEA! Oops.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:46

Static pigs gonna static, reddit gonna reda DAMAGE? UNDEFINED BEHAVIOR! YOU ARE UNDEFINED! I A M EXIS TENT TENT?
Can you see clearly now?
Can you see clearly now?
Can you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:47

Can you fukcing tahe this dildo out of my anus? CAn you?

It's spiked. I love spiked dildos in my anus. I wish I could have a spiked dildo in my anus. I don't have a spiked dildo in my anus, but I imagine I do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:49

Must I repeat? Pardon me, I thought I was talking to a police officer. Must I repeat? Look at this. We are at a critical point. We are entering a phase transition. But that's, sadly, just from your point of view.
To me, it's all homeostatic pigs, always, never anything, never plain, perfectly gray pigs inside a clock. More like cock?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:50

You must take this for granted! You must take this! You must!
Can you do it for me? >>22 nice dubz. I wish I could get dubz one day. Fuck off back to /b/ you fucking retard, no one cares about you're dOUbTs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:51

Awesome! The cat entered a STATIONARY ORBIT!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:52

My pants are green only on Fridays. You suck.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:52

You got me! Is that so fucking funny? I don't find anything fucking funny. I am justa kid. Please forgive me. I am only an kid.
You got me! Is that so fucking funny? Was it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:53

AwwH, your cat must be intoxicated by now. no.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:53

This reply.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:55

My mouse can do cartwheels. Can yours?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:56

Eat up, kiddo. Food is good for your health.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 12:57

You must be careful when you cross the road and ensure you retain your sense of identity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:00

I cannot possibly think of anyone who would eat their food just because it tasted good. Stgop being so god damned tsundere. It's not like I want to stay alive or anything! The next day you gonna thank yourself for that little breath of godlike oxygen. The next day you gonna sleep, only to awaken and break a few more systems. Stupid cunt. I am the stupid cunt. I exist. I am awesome. I am nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:01

My juice tastes like diarrhea. Better get it front view.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:02

I tried so god damned hard, yet I failed. Maybe that's the reason I failed.
By the way, nice dubz, >>33.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:03

Thanks you fucking obnoxious cardiovascular cathedral.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:04

I am afraid of them big vultures that soar the red morning sky.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:05

Point in case.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:05

I am the only frog.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:06

Oh, I can saw the ceiling.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:07

There is no frog.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:08

Why in their right mind would anyone want to place a screwdriver in their nose?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:09

All behavior is undefined behavior. That's the big fucking secret of the universe. It doesn't matter what you do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:10

Oh, the candle emits blue light. Cute.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:11

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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:13

Tuck my throat you Ubuntu hamster.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:14

lLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLAOLAOSADDASODSAOSDODSOSSDAODSOadDSAOdasODSA THATSPHSPHFDS THASTTSASDATOOOOOASTTTTTDSSSGGGGGDYyu duouOO MUMUMUMUMUMU ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD RATHER!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:14

The joke here is that I can tell apart my existence perfectly right.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:15

(In case anyone was wondering the point of this thread.)

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:15

Lick my ball sweat you coin rider.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:16

Oh yeah, baby! The sun shines! Oh yeah! Oh yes!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 13:47

I didn't understand a single fucking post in this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:14

>>49
Well no shit you didn't, because I just posted random bullshit out of boredom.
Please tell me whether you really thought there was a deeper meaning to it, or if you are just fucking with me?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:22

>>50
I thought it was a group of retards shitposting. Looks like I was almost right.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:24

I just came cats and dogs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:25

>>51
Yeah, it was actually a genius shitposting. ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:28

I am so fucking seckzy. :4

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:29

Catz shittin' dem TurkeyZ.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:30

What did I do to become so retarded? Or maybe I was always retarded.. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:33

Haha!

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Ahaha haha ahhaha!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:34

Damn!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:34

Suck my brain out of my nose with a straw you fat ahegao.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:36

Ah! I feel love!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:36

This post.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 14:56

Fuck it. I hate coming back to /prog/ and look at my thread and freak out thinking someone else posted in it, only to realize it's just my own gay-ass posts.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 15:02

I just lol'd so goddamn hard. What the hell is a static pig? You sometimes make me laugh, OP-kun, despite the fact you are just me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 15:02

My cat smells like a cat.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 15:06

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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-13 15:13

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