/prog/ - I have to poop

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 6:59

Good hackers write scripts to automate repetitive tasks. How do I go about writing a shell script to automate the process of pooping?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 7:04

There's already a Unix tool that automates pooping. It's called g++.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 7:06

Why not just move into your bathroom like I have? Set up a desk in front of the throne, a refrigerator and microwave oven against a wall, and maybe put some pillows and blankets in the bathtub to serve as a makeshift bed. Or you could just use towels instead of blankets. I know I do. You get used to them pretty quickly, they're warm, and you can roll one up and use it as a pillow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 12:30

It's called javac

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 13:36

get some diapers

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 14:44

>>5
>apt-get some diapers

Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 15:50

I'm not sure if Linux has tools for pooping, but it does give you gas.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 21:32

>>4
lol!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 21:33

>>6
Fuck debian.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 23:27

>>7
LOL!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 0:32

poop on these dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 14:53

>>11
I took a huge dump on 'em.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 20:16

True story ... I have a piss jug for pissing into

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 21:27

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I have to poop

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 6:59

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 7:04

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 7:06

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 12:30

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 13:36

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 14:44

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 15:50

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 21:32

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 21:33

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 23:27

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 0:32

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 14:53

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 20:16

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-11 21:27