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functional programming is shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:44

computers take instructions, not mathematical expressions

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:48

>>1
bullshit my computer operates entirely on lambda expressions

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 17:50

I have a symbolic machine in my basement.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:01

Your mother takes instructions, from my dick

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:39

>>1
your brain takes electrical impulses, not ideas

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 18:40

>>2
This.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 19:57

>>1
Tell that to my Reduceron, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:53

>>2-7
Enjoy your toy dead architectures, faggots. x86 is king.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:14

>>8
King of bloat.
People just wants backwards-compatibility.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:15

>>8
Enjoy your slave dead religion, Jew. Islam is king.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:20

>>8
why can't the evaluation of mathematical expressions be efficiently encoded into instructions? And why can't instructions be modeled with mathematical expressions?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:43

>>9
Backwards compatibility with 16-bit programs is making us slaves to two companies (three if you count VIA) who cross-license patents in exchange for being able to use each others' chip designs. Despite idiots claiming that x86 is ``open'' it is not, because it requires licenses to manufacture. Not "if you can afford it, you can buy it" licenses like ARM and PowerPC, but "if you can afford it, we'll turn you down unless required by law" like Intel does to AMD and VIA, making them basically their slave subsidiaries. If AMD tries using another chip architecture (not the AMD64 extensions crap), Intel could cancel their x86 license and force them out of the Windows PC market. MIPS and SPARC are fully open architectures that can be adopted by anyone without paying royalties to any company or individual. Chips today are much less constrained than they were when x86 was designed. Instead of 30,000 transistors we have billions. Intel doesn't care if they can fit the logic of an entire operating system with single-cycle hardware garbage collection on one die as long as they get your money for their shit architecture.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 23:04

>>12
IP must be abolished.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 23:29

>>13
IP is a misnomer. Don't use that term if you want to insist on clear thought.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 0:46

VOIP must be abolished

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 0:51

>>13
Intel Products must be abolished.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 1:06

>>14
what should i say? patents must be abolished? copyright must not be extended forever?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 2:40

>>17
Yes. Don't lump all the categories into one label and then act as if each category is equal in substance.

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