Autists Make Better Programmers

If you aren't an autist, you'll never be an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2006/01/software-developers-and-aspergers-syndrome.html

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qNQjX_6SPs

Feels good man

http://thejewishtribe.blogspot.com/2010/10/aspergers-syndrome-likely-to-be.html
If you are an asspie you are very likely also a kike

>>1
Better codemonkies
FTFY

>>1
consider the French Jew President Sarkozy's recent expulsion of Roma gypsies from his country
Yeah! Expulsion of jews is "anti-semitic", but attacking Roma is okay.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_standard

>>5
BTW, Romas could be educated and put on a non-mafia way of life. Doubt that is possible with jews.

Better code monkeys, I agree. You need to be a big picture person to be a good designer. Asperger droids will crank out reams of code in some shitty language, not achieving anything, and not even know it.

>>5
I am completely against the expulsion of Roma people from France so that they can stay the fuck away from my country.

--love, a romanian

this pisses me off so fucking much.

i'm asocial as fuck but i don't have autism/ass burgers.

i dream of having been born with an IQ of 130+. it feels like i have to try 5 times as hard as a smart person to understand what i'm reading.


fuck this. fuck.

>>9
Don't care about IQ, just learn and it's over.

>>10
well yea. it's just irritating to know that i'm learning at a much slower pace, and there's not much i can do about it, sans perhaps investing even more time into developing mental shortcuts to remember things more quickly.

fuck.

>>9
My IQ is 184. I am the greatest.

>>11
>that feel when yesterday I finally figured out how to use vectors to do gravity in real-time after about 3 years of many massive attempts & failures

You'd think I'd be so happy after having finally figured it out, and while I was, there was also this crushing feel of failure at having taken so damned long to figure out something so damned simple.

>>13
Before college, I started to program in VBA, using MSOffice built-in editor (which I found by accident when editing some macros I used to format my aunt's docs).
Next week, google told me that C and C++ were the most used languages, then I took my time to learn C and opengl, then tried to do a couple of games.
It was going nice, but I needed two things for a good game: an engine and AI. I thought about C++ and Lisp (google again).

But, before learning those, I went into college, and there I didn't see anything but Pascal, then Delphi, Java, and finally, HTML+CSS+Javascript.

Now, years later, I decided to study C++ and Lisp in depth. And it's a shame to have trouble learning them now.

Good thing I am an autist.

>>14
You're a dumbass.

I don't know what to do, /prog/.
I started working on my portfolio a couple months ago in anticipation for getting my AS degree in Computer Programming. I've got a couple small projects on it, as well as a wiki that contains a few code snippets of mine, but I just don't know what to do for projects, because we never really did anything noteworthy in school.

So basically what I'm asking is, I need ideas for projects to work on to add to my portfolio. Here is a list of the languages I know:

- C++
- Java
- Python
- X/HTML
- CSS
- JavaScript
- PHP
- MySQL

I have a good grasp of object oriented principles and have designed a List data structure class, but I've never really done anything that I thought was worth adding to my portfolio.

So... any ideas?

>>17

[b]ENTERPRISE A^NUS simulator written in Java.

>>18
Beautiful <b>bold</b>, buddy