/prog/ - Oh my fucking god

Name: VIPPER 2012-02-07 0:35

The past few days I've been having terrible panic attacks. I also quit smoking a couple days ago. Coincidence? I think not!

This really sucks. Hold me, /prog/, I'm scared. ;_; The attacks are so severe they make me want to die.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 0:52

smoke homebaoy
aslo is the imageboeards here down for everybody else

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 1:15

Take real drugs.

>>2
Down for me too.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 5:03

The attacks are so severe they make me want to die.
I hope you die. Cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 8:50

smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 9:06

>>4
I hope you have a nice day, sir. I also hope you can learn to be more polite.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 12:27

>>6
It is said that the one of the great human virtues is
politeness. Is it? I elect to think of it as of one great sin.
To be polite is to say you will change for the good of the
world, this is the way of a bottom homosexual. To tell the
world what you think of it is more noble; that is to say the
world must change for the good of you. I am on a great
adventure.
HAXUS THE GREAT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 12:32

do lsd it'll make the panic attacks seem more real

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 9:14

It's the shit they put in your water and in the air oh and those things you smoke.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 9:18

>>1
Yoga

Start today.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 9:31

>>10
This.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 11:28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19q75NlbT-4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEL6_SuQCu8

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 12:49

go to doctor. say "I get these fucking weird things where I feel like I'm having a heart attack the fuck is this doc?" then get benzos and feel chill as fuck. also benzos are nice for /prog/gin

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 13:18

>>13
I already have a xanax prescription

I also take a couple antipsychotics too

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 14:56

>>14

tell doctor it's not enough and you're still getting panic attacks and he will probably either up your xanax or add an ssri or something

Name: !/kYaUTGETs 2012-02-08 16:50

Panic attacks really suck. Whenever I feel when coming on I just imagine that I'm at home, in bed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-08 20:39

Oh my fucking god
"God" is a jewish hoax.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 5:44

>>16
What's under your bed?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-09 22:15

>>18
floor

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 6:19

>>16
Are you aware of a very special sort of state between sleeping and waking known as sleep paralysis?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 7:20

>>20
I have them quite frequently, accompanied by all kinds of devilish illusions.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 7:42

The past few days I've been having terrible penis attacks. I also quit smoking a couple days ago. Coincidence? I think not!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 8:58

>>20
It's easy to get out of it by probing various muscles and finding one that works, then moving it to get the brain going.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 9:24

The past few days I've been having terrible anal attacks. I also started Lisping a couple days ago. Coincidence? I think not!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 10:41

The past few days I've been having terrible autism attacks. I also started programming a couple days ago. Coincidence? I think not!

Oh my fucking god

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2 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 0:52

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 1:15

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16 Name: !/kYaUTGETs 2012-02-08 16:50

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25 Name: Anonymous 2012-02-10 10:41