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The Haskell haters' fallacies

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 15:49

1. Haskell is purely functional.
No.

2. Static typing sucks.
No.

3. Haskell is hard to learn.
Go scrub another toilet you mental midget.

4. You go scrub another toilet you mental midget!
Ergo you're wrong, bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 9:58

>>37
vecadd = foldl (zipWith (+)) []

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 10:27

>>40
I- I'll remember this, Anonymous!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 10:29

>>40
You're still a dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 10:30

>>18
argumentum ad dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 14:55

>>44
argumentum ad checkum

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-18 17:41

>>39
you can do this also in haskell for any container with fmap in Data.Functor

is worth noticing that map is just fmap for list that is keep for 2 reasons.

  Functor type-class is newer that the prelude so is historical

  newbies would want map and advanced user know how to use fmap. this is to avoid problem with the expected result

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-20 0:42

You might like Haskell if:
- you fell out of the gay tree, hit every gay branch on the way down, and fell ass-first into a gay man's erect penis

seriously though, the mere existence of Lisp makes Haskell a pointless exercise

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