The Haskell haters' fallacies

1. Haskell is purely functional.
No.

2. Static typing sucks.
No.

3. Haskell is hard to learn.
Go scrub another toilet you mental midget.

4. You go scrub another toilet you mental midget!
Ergo you're wrong, bitch.

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So is GHC the only implementation of Haskell? How can GHC profiling help you beyond telling you how poor of a job GHC has done handling your code?