The Haskell haters' fallacies

1. Haskell is purely functional.
No.

2. Static typing sucks.
No.

3. Haskell is hard to learn.
Go scrub another toilet you mental midget.

4. You go scrub another toilet you mental midget!
Ergo you're wrong, bitch.

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GHC comes with a time and space profiling system, so that you can answer questions like "why is my program so slow?", or "why is my program using so much memory?".