The Haskell haters' fallacies

1. Haskell is purely functional.
No.

2. Static typing sucks.
No.

3. Haskell is hard to learn.
Go scrub another toilet you mental midget.

4. You go scrub another toilet you mental midget!
Ergo you're wrong, bitch.

what do i do when a haskell program is running slow
how do i figure out where to optimize

also OP is a fag:

1. Haskell is purely functional.
No.


haskell.org:
Haskell is an advanced purely-functional programming language.