The Haskell haters' fallacies

1. Haskell is purely functional.
No.

2. Static typing sucks.
No.

3. Haskell is hard to learn.
Go scrub another toilet you mental midget.

4. You go scrub another toilet you mental midget!
Ergo you're wrong, bitch.

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Haskell is the perfect language for large applications
That's funny, there are no large usable or significant applications that use Haskell.

It's shit, if you want to defend shit it's fine, but don't act surprised when someone tells you that your shit is shit.