The Haskell haters' fallacies

1. Haskell is purely functional.
No.

2. Static typing sucks.
No.

3. Haskell is hard to learn.
Go scrub another toilet you mental midget.

4. You go scrub another toilet you mental midget!
Ergo you're wrong, bitch.

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With ``dynamic'' languages everything turns into a big buggy mess;  with C it's just tedious to write anything big.

Haskell is the perfect language for large applications because of the ease of abstraction, type system, modular programming, etc..  If you disagree I direct you to scrub another toilet you mental midget.