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my laptop is cooler than yours

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-05 23:13

1. Hard drive seems to get stuck, going click, click, click. click, click, click. click, click, click. click, click, click. For around 50 seconds, and then it gives up, and everything is ok again. Meanwhile, everything is frozen, and it does this about once every ten minutes.

2. The keys for p 0 - and [ don't work anymore. I have remapped them as home, delete, insert, and end, respectively. So I can no longer type commands like pushd and popd from the console. If one of the letters, s t a r t x, or any of the letters in my username and password break, I wont be able log in anymore.

3. Recently, strange noise has been going to the speakers. The microphone input seems to be hard wired to the speaker. I hear a boooo sound at a constant high frequency, whenever I press a key down. There is strange line noise going to the speaker whenever the fan turns on, or when the hard drive is accessed.

4. A metal hinge on the computer's display joint has frozen solid, and will never move. Trying to push the screen down now will cause parts of the plastic back to bend and fracture. I can't take my computer out of the house now.

5. Battery is dead. The red low battery light never stops blinking.

6. parts of the plastic bottom under the fan have snapped off, and are held together with tape.

7. The usb port has snapped in the past. It is now held in with glue, and to prevent further mechanical stress, a usb extension cable is plugged in all the time, and I attach and detach devices from there to avoid possibly breaking the one on my computer.

I've never found it more adorable. The new buzzing sound it makes every time a key is pushed is very charming.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-05 23:24

So you bought a thinkpad.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-05 23:33

That's what you get for buying x86 PC junk.
If it ain't MIPS, it's crap.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-05 23:46

>>3
MACS=SCAM, fucking idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 0:34

>>2,3
It's twelve years old now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 0:45

>>3
MIPS is goy shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 2:16

>>2
those things are fucking sturdy, don't talk shit about thinkpads

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 2:53

show me your computers, /prog/

here's mine:
http://i.imgur.com/qjssQ.jpg
a bit old, but still gets the job done

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 5:05

>>8
i have an inspiron 1545

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 5:48

>>8
Noooo, my 5870 doesn't work.
Also, my previous 4870 burnt.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 6:02

>>9`
>using prebuilts
`
>2012

ISHYGDDT

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 9:36

>>8
2011 mid winter Macbook Pro. 8GB RAM, 500GB HD

Originally bought it for iOS/MacOS development, then I realized the platform was shit and installed Linux on the beast. Write C/Python everyday.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 10:35

I have a HP Mini netbook with 2GB of Ram and a Atom N270, 160GB HD.

More than enough for real programming (C and Perl on a console)

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 11:02

I have an Asus laptop. i3, 4GB RAM, Intel integrated graphics, 90GB SSD. That's all I need for programming / web development (my job).

'
>Not owning an A[spoiler]n[/spoiler]us brand laptop

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 11:12

>>14
get the fuck out you greentexting bbcode-failing pseudo-programmer
i hate your guts

Name: Hakurei Reimu !QbFp0CI46w 2012-02-06 11:55

>>11
>>14
Back to /g/, ``please"!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 13:15

>>16
Back to /jp/, ``please''!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-06 23:54

>>15

but my guts love you. Why don't you love them back?

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-30 8:01

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