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It is pitch black.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 14:57

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 15:25

You're a goyish child and it's Passover. You are likely to be eaten by a Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 15:25

light

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 16:29

your flashlight doesnt work. you can smell a nigger close by.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 16:39

exits

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 16:39

inventory

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 16:47

you're naked.
the only thing in your inventory is your rock hard 4-inch erection.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 16:50

search

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 18:49

you begin masturbating while thinking about making a LISP compiler using LISP

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 20:12

>>7
> play with tits

A 4-incher is just a big clit. I must have boobs.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 1:31

a nigger follows you

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 5:47

cast magic missile on nigger

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 6:14

It is pitch nigger. You are likely to be fucked in the ass by a rapist.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 7:24

>>12
nigger casts 'catch' on the missile and changes it for cocaine in the 'hood. HP+10,DEX+20,MP+5 for the nigger

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 7:50

>>14
but I thought niggers couldn't cast magic

I know they have a high STR bonus, but they have really low WILL and MAG

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 7:51

>>15
MAG
I mena ``INT''

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-20 21:59

henrik

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-21 3:39

>>13
I've been looking for this post for weeks.

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