/prog/ - If programming languages were dogs

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:47

Haskell would be an ugly dog

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:48

ur dof is ded

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 21:59

>>1
but of race.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 22:03

ONE WORD, THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CANINE, THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-31 23:00

>>4
ONE WORD, THE FORCED INSPECTION OF CROTCHES, DOG ROVER

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 2:41

C++ would be a dog with tentacles stapled on.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 18:09

python would be a poodle that pretends it is tough

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 18:36

javascript would be a fucking wolf

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 18:48

>>8
Wolfs are not dogs and javascript sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 19:14

>>9
i love you man

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 19:17

Ada - Shiba Inu

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 19:37

Fuck yea, Ada

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 20:35

J=:shibu inu

Name: sage 2012-02-01 21:14

CLisp, Boston Dynamics' Big Dog.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 21:14

perl would be a retarded wolf

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 21:20

Perl would be a Siberian Husky since they have the most utility.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 21:22

D would be a combination of all the best characteristics from each breed, arranged in the most pleasing possible way.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-01 21:23

D would be an ugly mutant that emerged as a horrible experiment gone wrong. It has no redeeming qualities.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 4:49

common lisp would be a dog with octopus legs attached, complete with an ink shooter that shrouds things with parenthesis.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 22:55

Scheme would be a Pomeranian with a portal gun attached.
Common Lisp would be a 230 year old Chow Chow with a Predator mouth.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-02 23:20

>>20

I suddenly see a pomeranian holding a portal gun falling through portals and tumbling up into the air.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 6:16

C would be a loyal husky: takes you everywhere, is a good-looking canine, is clean and athletic, and has just about every feature expected from a dog.

Assembly would be Resident Evil's infected Doberman Pinscher. Fucking hardcore.

Lisp would be an ugly and rather flatulent pug, that is harmless and actually caring but for some reason no one wants to be around him.

C++ would also be a husky, but extremely spoiled and uneducated: pissing on the doormat, shitting on your bed, barking loudly and annoyingly, and so on.

Perl would be a rabid and scabbed street hound which nonetheless scares the hell out of your ass and which has breeded much more than you would ever dream to in your entire life.

Python would not be a dog, but a snake. Snakes are slow, odd-looking and useless.

Java would be a sterilized kitten, of the kind which serves as company for some 35-year old single loser who lives in the suburb.

Ruby would be a pet rabbit kept in a smelly and tight cage. (Note that dogs actually hunt rabbits.)

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 8:23

D would be a prize racehound in its prime; tall, muscled, sleek, and the most handsome animal you've ever layed eyes on.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 8:32

>>22
C would be undefined shit. Asm would be the master race.

>>23
D would be dog shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 8:39

>>22
; _ ; , but I love kittens
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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 10:21

>>24
>C
>shit
>praises asm, indirectly claiming that knows something about programming at all

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 10:55

>>26
stop >implying on textboards, faggot. also, learn x86 asm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 10:58

>>26
He's a Jew faggot who praises Intel because they're a Jew company. He doesn't know anything about Intel assembly except they have a plant in Israel and a high-ranking Jew named Shmuel Eden. He can't even write Hello World in ~~Hebrew~~ x86 assembly.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 10:59

>>27
You don't even know Jewish ~~HaShem~~ ``asm'', faggot. Go back to the synagogue.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 12:28

>>28-29
cretins

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 12:32

>>30
Go suck a baby's dick you mental mohel.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 12:47

>>31
diagnosis: buttfrustrated due to x86 supremacy

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-03 12:56

Ruby would be a chihuahua raised by fags^W a loving male-male partnership

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 18:45

>>8
javashit would be sonic the furfag

If programming languages were dogs

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