I wish I had a longer penis

mine's only around 5.5 inches and apparently the average is from 6-7 inches ;_;

and having huge hands makes it feel even smaller

>>1
apparently the average is from 6-7 inches
It's not, that's what the jews in the porn industry want you to think. 7" is above average that's for sure.

>>2
This. Jews have run the porn industry for quite some time:
http://youtu.be/CuXIozVW5e4
They want gentiles to feel insecure and not reproduce. This is also why the media underwent a dramatic shift from an anti-gay stance to a pro-gay stance so suddenly.

Width is more important than length

There are two crack whore nigger indians that managed to test out a computer science class that I'm in at SF state. The one Indian told me "This school is a joke" on the first day of class. Apparently he was able to back it up. He learned all the material in less than 4 days and was able to test out this class.

5.5 is good enough for my asshole as long as you've got some good width

typedef struct {
    long penis;
    testicle balls[2];
} anus_haxing_device;

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