/prog/ - Teledildonics

Name: Teledildonics 2012-01-25 7:28

Teledildonics

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 22:50

A niche area of study if you ask me.

/prog/ should take the initiative to lay out the best foundation (as only an anonymous board of expert programmers could do so) by discussing what a TCP protocol for teledildonics should look like... The Teledildonic RFC.

Microcontrollers don't like XML all that much so I'd guess to start with it should be a newline delimited protocol through SLIP as potential endpoints. But maybe XML or S-expr should be an extension? Perhaps we can define a minimal teledildonic virtual machine that executes lisp code... discuss.



SHAKE /trunk/anus <cr> <lf>

Intensity-Shape: 1,5,4,3,1,1,1,5,4,2- <cr> <lf>

RPM: 1200 <cr> <lf>

<cr> <lf>

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 23:13

Lewd!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 1:03

100 BINGET

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 1:17

>>2
Keep your dildonics away from my niches and other areas, thank-you!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 1:41

But I've been told by a wizard that this was the village of legendary anii hackers, have I strayed in my journey!?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 2:32

Supported methods:

TWIST: Continued clockwise rotation about the longitudinal axis of the member.
JOLT: Repeated thrusting along the longitudinal axis.
SCREW: Repeated alternating rotation and translation about the screw axis of the member.
HAX: Haxxing the recipient. (Note, only supported for ANUS receptacle)

Supported receptacles:
/mouth
/nose1
/nose2
/eye1
/eye2
/ear1
/ear2
/breasts
/bellybutton
/vagina
/anus
/peehole

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 2:54

>>7
/nose1
/nose2
U MENA ``NOSTRIL''

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 3:10

>>7
/peehole
SERIOUS SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH HAS BEEN DONE.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 20:45

vbmnvmb

Name: Dubs Guy 2012-03-22 13:52

DUBS, DUBS EVERYWHERE!

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 16:56

Did this tech ever go anywhere?

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 16:58

>>12
Up somebody's ass.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 17:20

>>2
<cr> <lf>
No.

Teledildonics

1 Name: Teledildonics 2012-01-25 7:28

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 22:50

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 23:13

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 1:03

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 1:17

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 1:41

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 2:32

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 2:54

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 3:10

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-26 20:45

11 Name: Dubs Guy 2012-03-22 13:52

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 16:56

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 16:58

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-09-29 17:20