/prog/ - who here was the best programmer in class

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-23 22:53

anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 19:59

>>36
DEFINE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-24 20:04

>>38
Yeah it was U of mental midget, You remember the solgan!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 1:46

jmp_buf dubs_buf;

if (setjmp(dubs_buf))

     printf("Nice dubs!\n");

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 1:46

>>43

#define CHECK_EM 44

longjmp(dubs_buf,CHECK_EM);

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 2:25

Those don't exist here on /prague/ "faggot." People here spent too much time arguing over trivial bullshit like which text editor/programming language/development environment/operating system/cpu architecture is the best.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 2:51

You may be able to take measurements and you may achieve a maximum over a set of people, but as more people are added to the set, you will inevitably no longer hold the maximum, unless you happen to be the best human programmer, and this will become meaningless once computers are better programmers than people...tis better to program for the sake of enjoyment, than for the pursuit of being the bestest.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 3:03

You'd better ask "who wasn't" instead as that will likely have a lot fewer answers here (not me).

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 3:38

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"this will become meaningless once computers are better programmers than people"

that won't happen in our lifetimes and if it eventually does happen humanity as we understand it will be over anyway

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 5:42

>>48
humanity as we understand it will be over anyway
I look forward to a post-human future more. Being a SIM(substrate independent mind) is far superior in almost all ways to being a frail biological general intelligence.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 6:06

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 6:15

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 6:28

>>40
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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-25 6:31

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who here was the best programmer in class

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