HELLO FELLOW /PROG/IANS. I COME TO YOU TODAY TO ASK YOU IF YOU COULD SHARE YOUR SECRETS ON HOW TO MAKE A /PROG/OT AI SYSTEM THAT FELLOW /PROG/IANS COULD HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH. /PROG/OT AI SYSTEM SHOULD CONTAIN OUR MOST VALUABLE INFORMATION AND WISDOM FROM /PROG/ OVER THE YEARS OF ITS LIFE AND SHOULD KNOW HOW SHIT WORKS. WE SHOULD ALSO CONSIDER MAKING /PROG/OT SO INTELLIGENT THAT IT WILL SHIT ALL OVER THE FELLOW TRIPFAGS THAT SHARE THIS FELLOW BOARD WITH US.
ALL SOLUTIONS TO /PROG/OT SHOULD BE DONE IN A GOOD LANGUAGE. THIS MEANS: PYHTON, JAVA, SEPPLES, CSHARPIE, GC_LANG_NUMBER_92812 SHOULD ALL BE AVOIDED. I SUGGEST COMMON LISP.