/prog/ - Common first big projects

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 13:09

LOGO: Draw a house
BASIC: Fork GORILLA.BAS
Haskell: fibs and factorials
C: Reinvent a POSIX operating system
C++: Reinvent an STL replacement that is 5 mibibytes compiled and is also used by other languages as a GUI library, EVERY TIME

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 13:12

Haskell: fibs and factorials

Nah uh. I learned how to do factorials in Haskell by the 3rd day.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 13:18

And Java?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 13:20

>>3
Hello, World

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 13:23

C: Reinvent binary trees all over again, while introducing a memory leak that your grandson will find one day.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 13:25

Python: Code without indenting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 16:31

Scheme: metacircular evaluator
JavaScript: bloated OS GUI look-alike menus for your website
Go: another web server
Malbolge: something that compiles

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 19:01

LISP: LISP

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 19:05

>>7
Malbolge: something that compiles
s/compiles/works/ and it's the last thing you'll do in it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 19:06

Lisp: shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-20 20:20

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

To check my dubs ! <<<<<

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-21 3:57

Ruby: shitty web apps and project euler solutions

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-21 4:43

PHP: Yet another stupid social network.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-21 5:26

racket: multi-threaded actor based "application server"

javascript: prog.user.js

Common first big projects

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