/prog/ - Programmers are Insane

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:09

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:10

Then Intel CPUs are insanity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:11

>>1
That's because in the computer world, doing the same thing over and over again could yield different results.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:16

All those people claiming undefined behavior are insane

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:16

>>1
We are doing the same things over and over again? And we're expecting different results?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:21

http://digitallife.today.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/14/10158059-programming-prodigy-passes-away-at-16-hear-her-philosophy-of-life

Good night sweet princess

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:22



#include <stdlib.h>

#include <stdio.h>

#include <math.h>

#define insanity rand()



int main(int argc,char *argv[])

{

  printf("%f\n",insanity);

}

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:23

>>6
hurr durr i code monkey at age 2 i so good

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:30

>>7

~ % echo -e '#include<stdlib.h>\n#include<stdio.h>\n#include<math.h>\n#define insanity rand()\nint main(int argc,char *argv[]){printf("%f\\n",insanity);}' | gcc -xc - && for i in {1..10}; ./a.out 

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:31

>>8
u jelly?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:32

>>8

`

>mad at a little girl

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:37

>>6
I don't think there's enough useless social media bloat on that page. It only took my computer 10 minutes to load up all the fucking useless comments from twitter before the page displayed the article itself!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 12:41

>>12
Opera rendered that in an instant

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 13:11

>>6
Why are you posting sob stories about dead lolies,
I has a sad now.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 13:53

>>6
* Woman
* Programmer
* Loli

Totally /prog/ related

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-19 21:12

>>7,9
RTFM http://www.cplusplus.com/reference/clibrary/cstdlib/rand/
int rand();
This algorithm uses a seed to generate the series, which should be initialized to some distinctive value using srand.
¬¬

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-20 20:01

(define insanity "ALL PREVIOUS POSTERS!")

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-20 20:07

>>16
http://www.cplusplus.com/reference/clibrary/cstdlib/rand/
cplusplus
Yeah okay.

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