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CS survivors thread

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 10:19

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 10:33

Recovering from any sort of education is a hard process.
The fact that education harms people was always clear to me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 10:51

Who wins, the person who has been slamming Java online for ten years or the author of Minecraft who just used the language and made tens of millions of dollars?
This is not a good argument.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 10:53

Got a bit disappointed.
Thought it was going to be about the shit of CS that most of the student never work on a real enterprise system or with clients and spend all their time learning basic/advance courses on a single language (never mix technologist) and math, physic, electronics and stuff that 80% is never needed for actual developer jobs.

# A student on a Academic programmer universtiy program, that is NOT CS

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 10:53

>>3
No of course, you are right, why should result matter.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:04

All the jokes and snide remarks aside, Perl is tremendously useful. Ditto for PHP and Java and C++. Who wins, the person who has been slamming Java online for ten years or the author of Minecraft who just used the language and made tens of millions of dollars?

0/10 would not even read again.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-17 11:07

Stupid question, do they even teach real programming in CS or is it all just math based anus play?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:08

>>4
spend all their time learning basic/advance courses on a single language (never mix technologist) and math, physic, electronics and stuff that 80% is never needed for actual developer jobs.

CS != SE

>>5
No of course, you are right, why should result matter.
Advocating the use of programmers writing poorly optimized shit programs just because they made money off it?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:13

>>7
Most universities are skill based CS now a days (aka yes they teach programming).

Upper level CS courses will probably still have a good mix of theoretical material to teach you how it all works, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:15

>>9
Upper level CS courses will probably still have a good mix of theoretical material to teach you how it all works, etc.
Useless fluff in the real world.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:17

>>9
Yeah sure they teach some programming, they don't teach developing software with good code and architecture.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:19

>>11
good code and architecture

Stop going to horrible universities.


>>10
Useless fluff
Algorithms, Compiler Design, Computer architecture, etc is useless fluff?


Are the imageboards down? Am i being trolled by /g/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:20

>>11
good code and architecture.
Subjective, each language has its own convention.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:22

>>12
You don't need to know about algorithms and compiler design to make web pages and hello world programs and that's what most of those faggots do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:23

>>12
Algorithms, k got me there.
But still Compiler Design, Computer architecture
are nonessential for programming.
Maybe the wording should be nonessential and not useless fluff

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:25

>>12
Algorithms, Compiler Design, Computer architecture, etc is useless fluff?
Code monkeys gonna code monkey. If you're actually going to be doing something that truly matters, you'll need to know what you're doing and how/why it all works.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:27

>>15
But still Compiler Design, Computer architecture are nonessential for programming.

You enjoying that compiler/interpreter you use to make your toy language work? Yeah that nonessential part of CS is the only reason why you can even do anything with your toy language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:29

>>17
My point exactly, I am a big fan of the NIH syndrome.
It works, I know how to use it, enough for me.
I have some muscles in my legs and they do some magic shit and I can walk. I don't need to how exactly they work, no?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:32

I disagree, compiler design is like one of the final bosses of CS and every topic covered in previous years of study gets show time in a compiler. Computer architecture is where the abstract meets the metal so thats needed too. Also, in between these two in particular programmers can debug much more efficiently as they now understand exactly whats going on from their source to the run time characteristics when something went wrong or is running sluggishly.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:34

>>18
That magical shit would never existence if it was never taught.

Your toy language would never exist if the maker never took courses or read about compiler design, computer architecture, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 11:53

I think my IQ dropped 20 points after reading this crap.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 12:32

>>3
In terms of how practical the language is, he has a point. Java is Good Enough™ for development in the real world.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 12:32

>>19
Computer architecture isn't the same thing as compiler design you fucking idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 12:34

what the hell is computer design

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 12:35

>>24
Where the Jews at Intel turn sand into gold.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 12:42

>>25
fucking five stars

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-17 12:47

>>25
You mena silicium?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:00

>>23
How did I say they were the same? I was replying to >>15
Just because 2 topics appears in 3 sentences does not posit a entity equality relationship, is your reading strategy statistical in nature?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:12

>>28
Just because 2 topics appears in 3 sentences does not posit a entity equality relationship, is your reading strategy statistical in nature?

In the english language, an idea is started by a paragraph. Usually the first sentence is the main idea and the shit that follow, in the same paragraph, are the supporting ideas. Subsequent paragraphs elaborate on the supporting idea.

Based on this fact, one can infer that computer architecture is related to compiler design. Geeze, so not only is your programming weak, your writing also sucks dick. Now I see why you don't work as a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:27

>>29
This is the internet, not one of your shitty essays for your seminar English composition class.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:31

>>30
It's called 4th grade writing you dipshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:32

>>29
Because world4ch lends well to essays.
And computer architecture and compiler design can indeed be related, as ontological objects can have relations (both are CS courses in this case), they're just not the same as in identity equivalence. And as we may suspect you've weasel worded in between posts in the hope nobody would notice you've changed from "same" to "related". Alas, those are not really the same things!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:34

Survive my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:36

>>32
This isn't about writing an essay. It's about your inability to connect your ideas. Now shut up and go scrub another toilet. Again, you're stupid. And again, you have no possible future as a computer programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:38

>>31
Did they teach that you in English there's also many different writing styles? Oh yeah no, you live in shitty America where they teach absolute shit.

>>34
0/10, back to /g/ with you

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:39

>>32
That was intentional you mental midget.

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!kCq+A64Losi56ze 2012-01-17 13:41

>>35
Here in america, active voice is used for informal writing whereas passive voice is used for technical reports. Man, I swear, you are probably the dumbest person in here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:42

Be widely read. There are endless books about architecture, books by naturalists, both classic and popular modern novels, and most of them have absolutely nothing to do with computers or programming or science fiction.

what's Sci Fi got to do with it?

I really don't like this article. He's basically saying, "Now that you're out of academia, don't try to improve anything. Worse Is Better. The Right Thing is for ivory tower elitist that you have finally escaped."

(http://www.jwz.org/doc/worse-is-better.html)

It's bizarre to me because I came from a Worse Is Better school. So my reaction is that they didn't give me a real education, and that's why I'm currently learning Haskell in my spare time. Also because I WorseIsBetter at my job every day.

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!kCq+A64Losi56ze 2012-01-17 13:42

>>35
And if you don't like America, then get off our BBS you fucking wanker.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:44

>>38
I know JWZ in real life -)

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:46

>>37
>>39
Fuck off you mental midget toilet scrubber. How about you go back to making your shitty ENTERPRISE java programs and act like an elitist somewhere else.

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!kCq+A64Losi56ze 2012-01-17 13:47

>>41
There's nothing elitist about basic writing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:48

>>42
Wanna shut the fuck up and suck my dick while you scrub my toilets you mental midget?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:49

>>41
And again, if you don't like America, then leave our BBS and use one of your own country's elite BBS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:50

>>43
Go take your meds.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 13:50

>>43
1/10

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 14:00

>>46
>>45
>>44
Is that all you can say you mental midget?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 14:03

I'm not the idiot who can't write. Now run off and get ready to work your shift.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 14:03

>>48
I don't work shifts like a peasant such as yourself. Fucking java programmers... thinking they are the best...

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!kCq+A64Losi56ze 2012-01-17 14:05

>>47
Come up with your own one liners instead of stealing mine. Oh wait, I forget, you don't have the brain capacity for any kind of creative thought!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 14:06

>>50
Great comeback, ``faggot''. Don't post until you have something good to say.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 14:07

>>49
All you can do is  make incorrect assertions about programming topics that you have zero clue about.

Name: kodak_gallery_programmer !!kCq+A64Losi56ze 2012-01-17 14:08

>>51
I'm being honest.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 14:12

>>53
>>52
You guys are clueless morons and easily trolled.

fucking textboard tripfags are worse than imageboard tripfags

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 14:13

>>54
You're too dumb to pose as a dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-17 17:05

>>25
THAT WAS VIP QUALITY!

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