/prog/ - GJS vs Knuth vs Dijkstra

Name: faggot 2012-01-03 12:32

In programming battle to the death between
GJS Jay Sussman, DIK Irvin Knuth & EWD Wybe Dijkstra (if he was alive), who would win?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:35

Dijkstra, because he opposes to Goto's.

Name: Abel 2012-01-03 12:36

I would.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:37

>>3
Fuck you Abdel.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:39

>>4
Don't talk to the man who wrote SICP like that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:40

i would marry the sussman, fuck dijkstra and kill knuth.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 13:35

fuck

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 13:39

Dijkstra. He wrote the "Go To Considered Harmful", the first Considered Harmful of the computer science industry, so he would write a paper titled "Sussman & Knuth Considered Harmful" and then they would die.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 14:03

GJS the Wizard > DIK the Scientist >> EWD the Clown

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 14:06

GJS EWD DIK

GJS EWS DICK

Gerald Jay Sussman ewwwws dick! Because GJS is a true man, the übermensch with the übervirility.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 19:01

GJS doesn't even like /prog/, he rode a dolphin linux to tell me so

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 23:05

guido van rossum would emerge from the shadows and destroy all of them

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 0:47

>>9
RMS the Jew >> all of them

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 3:37

the sussman is a faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-30 8:13

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GJS vs Knuth vs Dijkstra

1 Name: faggot 2012-01-03 12:32

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:35

3 Name: Abel 2012-01-03 12:36

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:37

5 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:39

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 12:40

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 13:35

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 13:39

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 14:03

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 14:06

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 19:01

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-03 23:05

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 0:47

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-01-04 3:37

15 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-30 8:13