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Had sex with my girlfriend, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 6:23

It was weird.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 6:26

/polecat kebabs/

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-01 6:29

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 6:29

>>2
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

>>1
Why did you find it weird?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 6:37

maybe she had a cock

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 6:54

the first (and only) time I ever had sex was very awkward

thanks for reminding me, OP

Name: ‮ tsigolohcysP ‭:: 2012-01-01 7:01

>>6
Why did you feel that way?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 8:07

First time it is kinda weird, that's perfectly normal.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 8:15

>>7
OMG A HACKER HAVE HACKED SHUIISHAN

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 8:30

I have never had sex, and I am sometimes comfortable with that fact.

Name: ‮ me' kcehc ‭ 2012-01-01 9:19

>>10
I have never had dubz, and I am sometimes comfortable with that fact.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 9:58

>>10
Find a nice girl some day and hang out with her.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 10:01

sexp

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 10:09

Do you find sex dirty ?


No?


Then youre doing it wrong

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 10:13

>>14
No.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-01 10:56

>>12
And then anonymous was a friend.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 12:58

>>16
Hey, want to hang out some time?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 22:30

Did you cum in her ear? 'Cause if you did and that's why you're saying that's was weird, I'm you fan.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 22:41

i almost had sex, but i just wasn't feeling it, her naked and everything... i just couldn't get it up it felt like i was staring at a wall, so indifferent.

went home opened some hentai and fapped then started programming. Then got frustrated and fapped again went back to error checking. Then got a massive rage boner and fapped and went to sleep after deleting my program

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 7:16

>>19
My day in a nutshell, every day. Well, except for the almost sex part.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-02 17:41

>>20

Me too bro. It gets frustrating sometimes.

Name: DUBS LIBERATION FRONT 2012-03-24 18:31

NON-DUBS SHALL BE CLEANSED FROM THE EARTH!

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 2:24

>>19
I can get it up and knuckle down in the trench for a bitch, but it doesn't stimulate my dick as well as I can, I prefer to avoid it.
Also, reading people here argue/say snarky shit about prog/tech/math arouses me more than most women out there.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 6:33

The only love my penis ever felt were tender but firm strokes of my hand.

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-25 9:40

Unfortunately, I still stand by what I said in >>10.

Also, eighteen-year-old Napoleon lost his virginity to a prostitute that he met in the arcades of the beautiful Palais-Royal in 1787.

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