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Preprocessor

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 17:17

Why do higher level languages not have a preprocessor?

It's a very powerful tool that every language should have.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 9:44


$ sudo dd if=code.h of=/dev/disk1s1
$ cat > hello.c

#include </dev/disk1s1>

int main() { someRandomFunc(); return 0; }

$ sudo gcc hello.c

Oh god my sides

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 9:58

>>31
I am a developer after all.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 14:36

>>33
proggles.h:78345973489578934577357845345:58: error: stray ````>>33-san is a faggot'''' in program

Terminate? [y/n]

Y

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 14:45

Ocaml has camlp4. But it's horrible. It seems that author was molested as a child and now expresses the trauma in by code.

Have you seen paintings done by epileptical schizophrenics? camlp4 reminds me them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 15:04

>>36
10/10

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 17:36

M4 is the standard preprocessor of the GNU project and oh jesus fuck

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 17:52

>>36
"You want macros? Okay, first write a lexer..."

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 18:09

>>36
13/10

I laughed my ENTERPRISE-QUALITY LISP MACROS out.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 19:12

(/ (+ 1 13) 10)

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 19:40

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 19:43

>>42
One more reason to hate it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 19:46

>>41
u mena ( /. ) (( +. ) 1. 13.) 10.

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