Are Niggers even human?

I mean seriously? We went to Burger King (Bad idea I know) for a lunch break with my friends from work to discuss our new project, and all of a sudden these ape-like monkeys started running out and harassing us for food and money. They were poorly dressed and they stank terribly, and were very violent and aggressive. What are these things?? Are they even human!! They are probably less than animals. What do you think about this issue? Should we have a discussion about this problem?

Please tell me you dumb honkeys are just kidding, right? I'd really hate to have to metacircularly evaluate your mothers again.