/prog/ - Haskell Thread I

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 9:37

Let's discuss Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 9:38

Today I used a Monoid.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 9:43

for me at least the best of haskell is the separation of concerns

I write the algorithm in one module

on a second one I call it with Control.Parallel.Strategies to make it parallel

on another I call it utilizing a lazy feature of the algo.

on another I just make IO and Gui.

then i cum into her hot sister three times in a row

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 10:11

I made an Concurrent Channel over the network, for that I needed to use Rank2Types and Generalized Abstract Data Types (GADTs) today and I made a simple protocol. I also used concurrency and software transactional memory (STM). And I fucked over a colleague. It was so hot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 10:42

Yo no undestrand ingles very mucho

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 10:48

A monad is a monoid in the category of endofunctors.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 15:04

If only Haskell was portable, Windows users need a dose of Haskell ;__;

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 17:01

>>7
They're both shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 17:50

static typing is shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 7:03

>>9
*Static typing is THE shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 12:54

What's up with people that haven't begun liking Haskell yet?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 14:42

>>11
They still have some sense left.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 16:01

>>10
No, it's purely shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 17:48

>>13
Purely functional -- THE shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 18:20

>>9
It's okay leave static typing for people who care about types. go back to ur baby language.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:17

>>14
Purely functional = pure shit.

Static typing is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:36

>>16
2deep4u

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 0:43

>>17
2verbose4me

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 3:04

2haskell4dog

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 5:02

>>18
2succinct4u

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 5:15

2girls1cup
2autistic4/jp/

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 8:17

Oh my, I have a book which has a chapter on groups. Gonna read the shit out of that fucker and use academic names in all my programs from then on.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 14:54

>>22
birth of a haskeller

Haskell Thread I

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 9:37

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 9:38

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 9:43

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 10:11

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 10:42

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 10:48

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 15:04

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 17:01

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 17:50

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 7:03

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 12:54

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 14:42

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 16:01

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 17:48

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 18:20

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:17

17 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 19:36

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 0:43

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 3:04

20 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 5:02

21 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 5:15

22 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 8:17

23 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 14:54