Don't make fun of the holocaust. My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He got drunk and fell out of a guardtower!
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Anonymous2011-12-16 16:19
Question: What goes "click" 5,999,999 times and then "ding"? Answer: A Jewish cash register.
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Anonymous2011-12-16 16:27
With the dissolution of the former Soviet Union in 1991, the captured German records of the Auschwitz industrial complex were released by the Russians. Included were the 'Death Books', some 73 or 74 bound volumes, containing the death certificates and examining doctors' reports on all deaths in the industrial complex. The following figures should be of interest: The camp closed in January of 1945. The total death count was 73,137. Of these 47,539 died from typhus (which the Jewish partisans bragged that they had a hand in the introduction into the camps as part of their war effort). 25,598 died of 'natural' causes (including suicide, execution for sabotage, murder, theft of food and the like). 38,031 were listed as Jews on the death rolls.
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Anonymous2011-12-16 16:30
Greasy smoke rolled from the chimneys as the SS hammered nails into my head and lashed me six million times, buried me alive, took my expensive wristwatch, and brutally packed my bullet-torn ashes upside-down into a flaming boxcar which filled slowly with poison gas as it rolled hundreds of miles to the excrement-smeared ovens, which were lined with barbed wire to rip the starved flesh from my bones as I slaved naked in the soap vats while pale hands clawed from the quivering, blood-soaked earth as the Diesel motors roared, my fat melting and running like water from the fake shower heads when the laughing machine-gunners kicked me with their red-hot jackboots, then pulled my mouth open with a steel hook and jammed the eyeglasses of the dead down my throat and set drunken police dogs on me to make me climb the electric fence to the gallows, where they hanged me with a whip atop a huge pile of blazing toys which were torn from the hands of the hollow-eyed, skeletal children who screamed and screamed and screamed.
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Anonymous2011-12-16 16:40
my CA at school is jewish and we were watching Knocked UP when he said he loved watching any movies with jewish people in them. I said oh so you would like to watch the Holocaust.. he wasn't too happy about that.
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Anonymous2011-12-16 17:06
What is the difference between a boy scout and a Jew?
A boy scout comes back from camp.
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Expert Jew2011-12-16 17:36
I lost members of my family in auschwitz I don't find that funny at all would you still find it funny if members of your family had been murdered in a death camp by the Nazis I can't see there is nothing remotely about 6.000.000 people being systematically and deliberately murdered
My whole family was wiped out in the holocaust, and the only reason I am here is because by some miracle my grandmother escaped with my then 2 year old father. I find your humor, if that is what it can be called, disgusting and cruel. I hope you can sleep at night.
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Anonymous2011-12-16 19:28
Actually, I usually sleep during the day.
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Anonymous2011-12-17 22:28
Why do people make fun of the Holocaust? Honestly, I do nazi any humor in it, Anne Frankly, it is out of mein kampfort zone. I just don't think it is reich. I mean how much fuhrer can you take this joke? Auschwitz people would just stop.
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Anonymous2011-12-17 22:39
A: During the Holocaust, Hitler killed millions of jews and a clown.
B: Why'd he kill the clown?
A: See! No one cares about the Jews!
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Anonymous2011-12-17 22:46
I am Jewish and I became offended after watching a scene in one of their episodes. There was this episode where Peter put a Hitler Scarecrow out in his front lawn and said it was a "Scare Jew", I became GREATLY offended with this and decided to stop watching Family Guy. I don't care if the creators are Jewish either, NOBODY should make jokes about the Holocaust, NOBODY!!
So let me get this straight, it's ok for TV to make jokes about 6 million Jews getting killed, but it's not ok to make jokes about 9/11? Seriously, to hell with Family Guy and infact, to hell with TV because I'm sticking to the internet.
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Anonymous2011-12-17 22:49
The Holocaust wasn't just about killing off Jews, Hitler killed everyone he deemed "undesirable" including people with down syndrome, retards and other useless faggots.
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There are reasons, why homos are undesirables for any society:
1. Gays don't have to support children or family, in effect gays get more resources for themselves.
2. Using superfluous resources, gays get more power and influence on society.
3. Their influence corrupts family values, in effect damaging whole society.
Gays also organize in a sect-like structure, which acts akin to state inside a state.
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Gays don't create resource intensive offspring to begin with, eventually removing competition for natural resources that will be fought among the breeders' output.
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Anonymous2011-12-18 10:22
>>22
That is irrelevant. The point is: gays get power.