Katy

https://github.com/raganwald/Katy#readme

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>>2
But CoffeeScript is awesome, it's the Python of ECMAScript dialects/languages that compile to it!

>>3
I don't need CoffeeScript to write my javascript.

CoffeeScript
I also use Ruby.
heh

>>4
But you can write faster with CoffeeScript. It also fixes many annoyances of JS. What's wrong with that?

>>5
Ruby is great.

This isn't syntactic sugar over JS, its a clever(and subversive) attempt to embed Haskell/Python into JavaScript and exploit the wide base of JavaScript programmers to make them functional programmers.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

>>9
Excellent!

>>8
Haskell/Python
IHBT

Anyway, the introduction of combinators is cool (if odd looking as methods.) Personally I'd go full retard and use Roy: http://brianmckenna.org/blog/roy

>>11
static typing? fuck you

>>12
Sorry? I meant no offense.