What is the maximum amount of trolling a text with informational content of N bits can contain
(assuming ternary bits with maximum compression which would make it 2/3 the size of equivalent binary bits)
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Anonymous2011-12-10 11:42
amount of trolling
IHBT
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Anonymous2011-12-10 14:09
1 FV per bit. More is possible with infinite compression,
but it will overflow the Turing machine, since the poor thing wasn't designed for such abuse.
>>3
FV machines always overflow the stack due to improper understanding of recursion. This is the only thing that saves us from being trolled constantly.
For all reasonably collected sentences in natural language X, with encodings into bits of length no more than N:
Present the sentence to a focus group. Observe and measure the amount of disgust and anger in quantity, A.
Select the sentence that maximizes A.
>>8
Your post made me feel really horrible. Why can't I even be liked on the Internet? I just want someone to comfort me.
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Anonymous2011-12-10 16:54
I love this board because it is so random and silly. Why don't you love me? What's so bad about me posting here? Why won't you all just suck my fucking dick?
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Anonymous2011-12-10 16:55
check 'em
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Anonymous2011-12-10 16:55
Why won't you all just suck my fucking dick? My fucking dick? My cock?
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Anonymous2011-12-10 16:56
My dick is fuck? Why won't fuck faggot? What are these? Fuck?
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Anonymous2011-12-10 16:58
I am nothing. You are nothing. I am fuck. Everything is fuck. Destroy the natural control. See, I can be random too? Can I be VIP QUALITY? Can I at least be QUALITY? Can I be? Can everything be? Can anything be a bee? Beecock behavior caustic enema handlebar faggot. Everything shiny in the supersweet enema. So why isn't is? Is what why? Why not? How? Faggot.
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Anonymous2011-12-10 16:58
My faggot fucks a thousand shits.
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Anonymous2011-12-10 16:59
My kimochi warui fucks a shit full of refreshing brownness. I am logic. I am fuck's shit. Dodge the perplexing python! He is iterating through the entire phase space! Destroy the natural control.
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Anonymous2011-12-10 17:00
My faggot fucks shit. His faggot fucks shit. Everything fucks faggots and faggots fuck shit. If a faggot could faggot fuck, how many shits would a nigger cock?
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Anonymous2011-12-10 17:03
No, you see, we have a NIGRA in the cockpit. He needs to go back to /b/. Give him some delicious candy and see if he can stand the pressure. If not, give a medicine bill to Bill. That's shithead! His faggot fucks FaggerT. FaggerT is the fuck of all fucks. How many FaggerTs can a fuck fuck? The answer is seventeen, so go suck a very large cock you panther.
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Anonymous2011-12-10 17:09
You yourself are the master.
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F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A212011-12-11 3:18
Your all wrong, maximum amoutn of trolling is
Infinity per bit.
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Anonymous2011-12-11 3:20
>>20
How the fuck you can pack infinity trolling in a single bit, are you retarded?
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F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A212011-12-11 3:26
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F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A212011-12-11 3:27
The above post is zero bits contents, while it may be considered trolling in context.
since it has some X amount of trolling, while being 0 bits, its trolling ratio is X/0 or infinity per bit.
Academics have recently proven context-free trolling to be equivalent to context-free language and pushdown automata. More grant money still needs needs to be spent to prove unrestricted trolling on the FV machine is Turing equivalent.