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Don't use LISP

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 17:12

to tell you the truth... it not just another 50's programming language...a few days ago, my sister asked If I had any programming languages on my computer she could check out and said to her to check my programming folder, that I had gcc, perl, and others... I leave her alone in my room while she checks out if she likes anything... I go to the kitchen to get something to eat and as soon as I opened the fridge, I heard the most horrible sounds I have ever heard and my sister screaming like crazy... I ran as fast as i could to my room.. when I enter, my sister was on the floor with blood coming out of her eyes and trembling... I asked what happened but she couldn't respond I look up to the computer...and there it was... my lisp interpreter...I started to cry and scream... how could I let this happen? I forgot all about lisp and let my sister on my computer... I called our father and we took her to the hospital... she is still in coma

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 17:16

Are you sure she didn't actually run perl?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 17:17

fuck her comatose body

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 17:27

>>1
It was probably Haskell. You know, this ugly jewish language full of copromorphisms and other pseudoscience. IIRC, Soviet Union jews even banned it for being overly-abstract, even when they were loyal to other static shit, like Algol.

http://www.jafi.org/JewishAgency/English/Jewish+Education/Compelling+Content/Eye+on+Israel/Aliyah/40/Scientists/Download.htm

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 17:32

>>4
Oh man, it probably was Haskell. Fucking ugly language.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 17:35

>>3
I prefer to do it Evangelion style. This is /prog/ after all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 17:38

>>1
Cool story bro

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 19:49

>>4
copromorphisms
Heh.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 20:31

It should have been her in the kitchen and you on the computer. Now you know what happens when you upset the delicate balance of nature.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 20:57

Just goes to show you not to expose a female to a manly programming language.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 20:58

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-09 21:08

>>10
u mena faggot programming language

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-10 5:05

>>5
>hurr durr I don't understand Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-10 6:16

>>13
Do not be trolled.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-10 8:11

>>14
YHBT!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-10 16:35

>>13
It really is fucking ugly, almost as bad as lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-10 17:04

>>16
Haskell is uglier than LISP. At least LISP has some simplicity to it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-10 17:29

Haskell is just a trolling meme.

It's hollow on inside, like a jewish economic bubble.

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