to tell you the truth... it not just another 50's programming language...a few days ago, my sister asked If I had any programming languages on my computer she could check out and said to her to check my programming folder, that I had gcc, perl, and others... I leave her alone in my room while she checks out if she likes anything... I go to the kitchen to get something to eat and as soon as I opened the fridge, I heard the most horrible sounds I have ever heard and my sister screaming like crazy... I ran as fast as i could to my room.. when I enter, my sister was on the floor with blood coming out of her eyes and trembling... I asked what happened but she couldn't respond I look up to the computer...and there it was... my lisp interpreter...I started to cry and scream... how could I let this happen? I forgot all about lisp and let my sister on my computer... I called our father and we took her to the hospital... she is still in coma
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It was probably Haskell. You know, this ugly jewish language full of copromorphisms and other pseudoscience. IIRC, Soviet Union jews even banned it for being overly-abstract, even when they were loyal to other static shit, like Algol.