awkward

for some reason when I'm high I get this bullshit notion that I'm somehow funnier or more creative than usual so I try to make jokes but then they end up sounding really stupid and people realize they're stupid and they tell me they suck and that I'm awkward and should shut up and then I feel embarrassed and then I forget what I was doing and then I wish I was never born and then I curl up in a fetal position with a lot of blankets wrapped around me and then I eventually fall asleep and then stay in bed until the afternoon of the next day even after I've woken up

I would write this in a blog, but as silly as it might sound, I'm too afraid of having an identity so I only post on sites which allow me to be anonymous and not even have some made-up alias or anything

wtf, fuck you

>>2
have a nice day, sir

i like the work "awkward".

>>1
i tried to play l4d then i was a noob then everything called me a noob then someone called me a noob then i did something amazing after that i did some other thing really amazing then i really thought that i was somehow amazing then i tried to do something amazing and people started to call me noob again and then i felt embarrassed and shot my computer four times and then changed my nick name to noob

PS: Several years ago, a great genius hated to read such malformed expressions, and then he stated the FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE !