/prog/ - How to Code

Name: Coder Girl 2011-12-06 14:59

1) Make code do one thing well.
2) You always want to throw one away. Prepare to do this by not including any excessive comments in the code.
3) If you feel that to do ``one thing'' well requires a big program which requires good comments, you haven't found the ``one thing''. Keeping scope down means you are never afraid to start over.
4) Never be afraid to start over. With your experience you will write it better than past you did anyway. Old you's comments would only lead you astray, so see (2) and (3). Also (1).

5) Conspicuous in its absence.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 15:01

Hi coder girl i saw your video on youtube :D

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 15:02

>>1

4) Never be afraid to start over. With your experience you will write it better than past you did anyway.

For me, having to start over is the best part in a project :D

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 15:05

:D

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 15:06

LOL HI <3 :D

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 15:08

Hi!! :) Hope u enjoy it...

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 15:15

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m6JDYRFvk

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 15:30

>>1
first started to write this 65535 days ago

Name: Princess Pudding 2011-12-06 15:40

Dear Coder Girl,

Please stop attention whoring on this board.

— Princess Pudding♥

Name: Frozenvoid 2011-12-06 15:58

See you had a lot of programs tryna steal your heart
Never really had luck, couldn’t never figure out
How to code
How to code

See you had a lot of debugging that didn’t last forever
Now you in the corner tryna put it together
How to code
How to code

For a second you were here
Why you over there?
Its hard not to stare the way you formatting your body
Like you never had a code
Had a love

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 16:13

* closes tab *
* never comes back to world4ch *

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-06 17:53

What is this shit!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 18:39

>>12
This is VIP Quality, right?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 19:11

>>13
Unlimited troll works.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 20:12

Coder girl, can you code a way for me into your heart?

Name: Coder Girl 2011-12-06 21:19

>>15
It is no joke that they are called sexps.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 21:41

>>16
Lisp is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 0:06

Coder girl, can you code a way for me into yourself?

Name: Coder Girl 2011-12-07 1:29

>>17
All the parentheses are like little hugs ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 2:06

Coder girl, can you code a way for me HAX MY ANUS!!?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 5:48

>>19
From now on this is how I am viewing Lisp code.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 7:00

>>21
All the parentheses are like little turds ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 7:07

>>22
You have ruined my life.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 10:14

parens are little bananas to me

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 10:24

All the parentheses are like little list limiters ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 10:53

>>22
Makes sense, since Lisp is shit.

Name: Forums Fatal Error 2011-12-07 10:57

A fatal error occured!
Please post threads less often!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 21:56

Hmm, this seems to have fallen off the front page for absolutely no good reason.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 22:18

Fortunately I filter all names to "Anonymous" so I'll never know if someone is posting with a name and desires attention.

I also remove trips.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 0:05

>>29
Devestating blow to their egos!!!!! XD

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 3:28

How to code:
1) Don't be a woman.
2) Caffeine and booze (and pills)
3) Sepples

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 4:03

>>30
i have no ego. i am one w/ nature & logik
i also pick fish out of the water w/ my beak

Name: Princess Pudding 2011-12-08 4:17

Dear >>29,

How do you deal with signatures?

— Princess Pudding♥

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 5:36

>>33
A Bayesian filter trained with over 3000 posts.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-08 6:58

>>34
Bayesian filter
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nP5YHIXAtTM/TbOlTJQy4RI/AAAAAAAACQg/0j7mvKba0L8/s1600/1.jpg

How to Code

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