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jdtojewish

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-05 13:36

http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.jdtojewish.php

string jdtojewish ( int $juliandaycount [, bool $hebrew = false [, int $fl = 0 ]] )

Converts a Julian Day Count to the Jewish Calendar.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-05 13:41

cool thanks for constantly posting stuff about jews to /prog/
at least this one is on topic

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-05 13:41

http://www.php.net/manual/en/function.hebrev.php

string hebrev ( string $hebrew_text [, int $max_chars_per_line = 0 ] )

Convert logical Hebrew text to visual text

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-05 13:45

>>2
at least this one is on topic
PHP is not programming but a Jewish torture technique.

Name: tdavis 2011-12-05 16:20

http://www.biblegateway.com/

person jewishtochr( object $jew [, bool $real_hebrew = false [, int $flagellate_count = 1000 ]] )

Converts Jewish scum to Christian.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-05 16:29

Hey, jews, what is happening to the temperature?! It is unusually high and anomalies happen in everywhere. Hope it's Satan come for your evil souls.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-05 21:30

>>4
May you die in a Paamayim Nekudotayim!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-06 0:33

What would you do? You'd do your job. Sonderkommando: King for a Day.
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