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If programming languages were dicks

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 14:04

Python would be a big, beautiful, black, uncut anaconda.

Lisp would be a shriveled, Jewish micropenis.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 14:15

big, beautiful, black
I'm sorry but a big black dick can't be beautiful.

Lisp would be a shriveled, Jewish micropenis.
No, it would be small but soft uncut penis. Haskell would be the Jewish one.

Name: VIPPER 2011-12-03 14:17

PYTHON

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 16:01

thumbs up if your a beautiful black woman
who don't need no man

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 16:18

Pythonistas, just like their language, will always be the biggest dicks in the room.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 16:29

>>2
>I'm sorry but a big black dick can't be beautiful.
You may want to ask your future wife about that.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 16:30

>>6
My future wife won't be a faggot thus she won't like big black dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 17:01

My penis is Touring complete and flat like a tapeworm!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 21:58

TAPEWORM MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 22:24

Ada would be a polished stone dildo.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 22:39

>>9

tapeworms will tapework your anus, whether you ask them to or not.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 23:18

So what programming language would be that steel pipe from Nekromantik?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-05 5:45

>>12
Little Endian MIPS 2000

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 18:31

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