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todai

Name: i 2011-12-03 7:55

reached the sweet age of 40, wat do to celebrate programming-wise

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 7:57

furiously masturbate and shitpost on anonymous bbs

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 8:32

Write a toy language. Promote it on anonymous bbs

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 10:21

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 17:09

Write a program that takes as input a picture of a person over 40 and returns as output two lists: one of their triumphs and the other of their regrets. It is acceptable for your program to lie as long as it does so convincingly.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 17:11

>>5

(defun triumphs (picture)

  (declare (ignore picture))

  (values (list 'touhou-1cc) (list 'douchebag)))

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 17:16

>>6
A good start, but I think you should extend your programs to be correct for a wider set of inputs than progriders!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 18:30

Todai
Let's make a promise with each other to apply as CS majors, OP!
Then let's both forget about it and not remember until 20 years later!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-05 11:59

>>8
fuck you weeaboo

todai

1 Name: i 2011-12-03 7:55

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-03 7:57

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9 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-05 11:59