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No, I will not #include <windows.h>

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 2:53

My life is a joke. I'm an engineer at a lab who is forced to do work in like 4 different areas. I have a boss for each one and each one is pissed I don't spend enough time doing work in their area and at least one has threatened my job for not putting in enough effort.
One of my jobs is too make the life of this one chick easier by writing her programs that process data for her. If I was the one doing the data processing I could write the program to do it in 10 minutes, but she doesn't know how to use the command prompt so I have to write her a nice and pretty GUI. But I fucking hate writing GUIs and what the fuck am I supposed to write it in? I'd rather eat out the rotten asshole of a road killed skunk than #include <windows.h> or learn Visual Basic.

I ended up using this piece of shit called AutoIt. Wrote a GUI and all it did was call a program in C and another one that called a script in Perl. Only AutoIt is a piece of shit that likes to fuck things up on a seemingly random basis.

I can't take this shit anymore.

Is there a well paying job where I can just program in C or something?

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-11-23 2:55

You don't need windows.h, you use a Crossplatform window/graphics API like GLUT/GLFW/SFML/SDL for that

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 3:07

>>1
Is there a well paying job where I can just program in C or something?
You can always wrote a touhou clone in your basement

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 3:39

>>1

yes, just get a cross platform gui thingy that lets you use xml for the gui and shit. Once you get the hang of it, it isn't that much more complicated than reading command line parameters.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 4:08

>2011, almost 2012
>Not using Qt.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 4:33

>>5
Implying Qt is worth a fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 4:34

Is there a well paying job where I can just program in C or something?
You can #include <windows.h> just fine in C (MSVC). Your code will still have to obey C89. It may not be portable outside of Windows, unless you add some #ifdef's to reimplement OS-specific code.

Name: Cudder !MhMRSATORI!FBeUS42x4uM+kgp 2011-11-23 4:48

Is there a well paying job where I can just program in C or something?
Embedded development.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 9:20

>>8
Believe it or not a ton of those are using sepples. It is so fucking sad I want to cry.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 10:23

>>6
Qt is better than GTgay

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 10:46

>>9
She probably means real embedded development, like with AVRs and PICs and such. C is as high-level as they would go, what can you do with < 1K of RAM with C++?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 10:57

>>11
God knows. I don't even use C++ when I have 4 GB of RAM.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 11:44

>>1
I find your torment delicious.

The universe itself punishes you for being a moron. It's awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 16:20

>>13
What about you? Is your life awesome?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 17:12

>>12
Your post was funny and I enjoyed it very much.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 17:13

Qt is a good GUI framework, but sadly it's more C++-centered. GTK has very nice C bindings, though. Both work on Windows.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 17:18

I'm forced to use matlab. It hurts.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 18:52

Is there a well paying job where I can just program in C or something?

Nope, sorry. The salary of your average C job is a paltry £40,0001. I'm sure you're making more than that, so grit your teeth and stick at it!

[1] http://www.itjobswatch.co.uk/jobs/uk/c.do

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 19:59

>>17
I liked MATLAB. It was pretty simple to do pretty powerful things with its innate matrix manipulation ability.

I will say that Octave is a much better alternative because of including more C-style syntax that MATLAB won't allow. Plus it's compatible with MATLAB scripts. It's still a little bit slower on Windows though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 20:34

Why not build a local web service and write the interface in html?

Python or Ruby make it easy enough to drop into C...

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 21:26

>>20
Hmmm.. This is almost a good idea, except for a couple things

Python
Ruby
html
drop C

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-23 23:20

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 7:12

not anime

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 8:55

>>18, 22

Salary variation among C/C++ engineers has to be pretty high. If you're good, you can easily swing $200K/yr in SV or NYC.

>> OP

Sounds like you have a shitty job. Find a new one or pick up some GUI skills! QT is a joy to hack on.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-24 10:16

>>24
Actually, no GUI is a joy to work with. I know this because of my extensive experience in the field of ENTERPRISE GUI SOLUTIONS.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-18 15:49

I FUCKING LOVE <WINDOWS.H>!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-18 16:44

>OP needs a Visual Basic that isn't Visual Basic, Visual Perl?
>Furozen Voiden recommends to him game-oriented screen buffer APIs

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-18 16:50

GUIs? Why not just use C#? It won't make you special anymore?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-18 17:35

What's wrong with <windows.h> if you write Windows-only code?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-19 0:33

>>29
Have you ever used windows.h?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-19 0:39

windows.h merits its own esoteric language to commemorate it:

NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,(LPARAM)NULL
NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-19 3:24

don't remember euclid needing to #include <windows.h> ..

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-19 3:26

don't remember euclid checking my dubs ..

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-19 9:04

>>22

Haskell pays much better:

http://www.tsurucapital.com/en/jobs.html

But you won't get that job.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-19 10:11

>>34

YOU MENA HASKEL

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-19 10:16

>>34
Is funny how the image in the article is a dog.

I wonder if that dog is dead by now

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-19 10:20

but this dog has mouth, nose etc ><
may be he doesn't have tail though. how does he wag then?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-19 10:21

>>36

It's a little joke to fuck up haskell using people. Psst, there is no job, only an invitation to come for a solicitation to Singapore in a particularly bad neighbourhood.

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