My programming project is due in 6 hrs

It has to be uploaded to the school servers by midnight. However, I can't bring myself to write this code because I have a raging boner. This is because it was cold in my house. So I ended up wearing my sisters black leggings. Now I have massive fucking boner. This in turn is impairing my ability to write code.

nigger juden

I can sympathize. Thinking about you in your sister's leggings with a boner is making it impossible for me to program.

Really?  I can never seem to get a boner in my sister's black leggings.

My sister doesn't have black leggings. This makes me too depressed to code anything.

I don't have a sister. This would make me even more depressed, but luckily I'm gay so I can have a boner wearing my brother's underwear.

It's a trap : http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2013/04/page/6