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Computing can't do shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 9:20

computers can't play simple games like japanese chess or go as well as the top humans. they can't solve the difficult sokoban puzzles that humans can do and they're just terrible at basic things like walking or picking up items. all computers can do is arithmetic, they'll never be intelligent.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-11-16 9:22

Tell this to http://cleverbot.com/

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 9:26

That's because We Really Don't Know How To Compute! Don't worry, the Sussman is busy working on a revolutionary architecture!

http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/users/gjs/propagators/

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 9:33

>http://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/users/gjs

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 9:39

finally a programming question for which the answer is not "read SICP"

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 9:43

can't play go as well as the top humans
Oh that is just around the corner. I give it ten years max.

Name: F r o z e n V o i d !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-11-16 9:49

>>6
Go will just switch to larger board, big deal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 9:50

>>2
His response was ``Indeed, they cannot.''

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 10:13

>>7
While that increases the search space rapidly, gobots' emphasis on influence means larger boards favor their playing style. Also, asians are such conservative fucks that they'll never change.

Name: VIPPER NIGGER 2011-11-16 11:55

// UNIVERSALPROGRAM.C
// THIS PROGRAM DOES EVERYTHING. FUCK YOU.
// COPYRIGHT ANONYMOUS 2012
// THIS PROGRAM PROTECTED BY PROTECT-IP KILL-E-PARASITES DMCA MILLENNIUM A-MILLI MAFIAA PATRIOT USA ACTS

main(){return 0;}

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 11:57

#
THESE DUBS PROTECTED BY THE CHECK-EM USA FREEDOM ACT

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 11:58

>>10
You're ripping me off!
I wrote the following code (published under [b]NGPL (Nazi General Public License) v4+) first:
main(){}
All you did is add a (redundant) return 0;. Fuck you and your JEWS!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 11:59

# YOU'VE ANGERED A FUQQEN EXPERT (AUTISTIC/FARTISTIC) PROGRAMMER!

Back to SICP, please!

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 12:03

Computers "can't do shit" because we can't program shit. Fair enough?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 12:05

>>10,12
You're both in violation of my patent (U.S. Patent Number 5,718,632) which covers my invention of a computational device that is packaged with a software program that performs a no-operation or no-op.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-17 2:54


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▲１四香    △同　金    ▲２三角成

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-17 2:54

後手の持駒：飛二　角　金三　銀二　桂　香　歩十三　
  ９ ８ ７ ６ ５ ４ ３ ２ １
+---------------------------+
| ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ 角 ・v桂v香|一
| ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ と ・|二
| ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ と ・ ・v玉|三
| ・ ・ ・ ・ ・v歩v歩v金 ・|四
| ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・v銀|五
| ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ 桂 ・ ・|六
| ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・|七
| ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・|八
| ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ ・ 香|九
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先手の持駒：銀　桂　香　歩　

▲１四香    △同　金    ▲２三角成
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