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Let's make a program one line at a time

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 12:39

[code]// Here's the includes, have fun
// Language is C++11

#include <vector>
#include <algorithms>
#include <string>
#include <iostream>
#include <cstdio>
#include <cstdlib>
#include <cmath>
#include <stdint.h>

using namespace std; // Because I hate you guys so much

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 12:40

// and let's just pretend I didn't forget to close my code tag

Name: FrozenVoid !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-11-14 12:47

main=&main;

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 12:49

/*
Copyright (C) 2011 by Google Inc.

Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy
of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to deal
in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the rights
to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or sell
copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is
furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions:

The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in
all copies or substantial portions of the Software.

THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR
IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY,
FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE
AUTHORS OR COPYRIGHT HOLDERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER
LIABILITY, WHETHER IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM,
OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN
THE SOFTWARE.
*/

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 12:51

char *faggot=malloc(50000000);

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 13:27


public static void main (String[] args) {
StringFactoryFactory enterpriseVariable = new StringFactoryFactory("SCALABLE SOLUTIONS FOR YOUR BUSINESS").getInstance().getObject().getValue(this).setEnvironment(StatePattern, Production);
System.out.print(enterpriseVariable.toString());
}

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 13:35

Let's make a program eleven lines at a time

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 13:38


-> { print 'Hello World' }.call

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 13:43

/* No exceptions

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-14 23:39

>>6
you are a faggot for using this in a static function

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-15 0:18


<?php

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-15 7:56


  die('faggot') or die('faggot');

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 18:00

if ( ! setjmp(buf) ) {

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 18:03


char *M;
while(!(M=malloc(1<<20)));

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 18:16


#define TRUE (rand()&1)
if (TRUE) goto end;

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 20:07

enum MY_BOOLEAN {TRUE, FALSE, FILE_NOT_FOUND};

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 20:44

                end
            end
        end
    end
end

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 21:19

$img_number = imagecreate(275,25);
$backcolor = imagecolorallocate($img_number,102,102,153);
$textcolor = imagecolorallocate($img_number,255,255,255);

imagefill($img_number,0,0,$backcolor);
$number = " Your IP is $_SERVER[REMOTE_ADDR]";

Imagestring($img_number,10,5,5,$number,$textcolor);

header("Content-type: image/jpeg");
imagejpeg($img_number);

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-16 23:38

If it ain't Lisp, it's crap.

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