Java
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-09 13:34
why is Java so awesome?
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-09 13:37
YHBT
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-09 13:42
Java is powershit.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-09 17:22
Portable, fast, verbose, strongly typed, JIT, ENTERPRISE, Android.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-09 17:29
JavaScript is much more portable than Java in practice.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-09 19:16
>>5
it's also the fastest scripting language behind python
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-09 19:29
Are getters and setters in java optimized? Or is it just a useless way to add more overhead to the stack during the application?
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-09 20:13
>>6
Python
FastChoose one. No, really.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-09 20:23
>>8
somebody hasn't heard of unladen swallow
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-09 20:26
>>9
About as dead as Haskell (the dog).
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-09 21:41
Because it's a primitive language with low barrier to entry. Even if you are FrozenVoid, you can write Java.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-10 1:41
Knock Knock
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Java!
Name:
FrozenVoid
!!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21
2011-11-10 6:18
>>11
Brainfuck is also a language with a low barrier to entry, that doesn't mean i want to dedicate time to type worthless java OOP abstractions.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-10 9:23
Because collections, references, classes, static typing and, especially, ENTERPRISE QUALITY
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-10 9:31
>>13
'
>brainfuck
>easy to begin
>uses javascript
>says java is shit'
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-10 10:35
>>15`
>autistic
>faggot
>autistic faggot
>2011
>still hasn't committed suicide
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-10 10:49
Clojure is the fix-everything-about-Java language.
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-10 10:57
>>17
Immutable data structures? Fuck off.