New unpublished results
1
Name:
Maslow
2011-11-04 16:05
This is my very latest revised hierarchy of needs based on extensive personal studies.
I hope you are all properly metamotivated, my peeps, droogs and comrades.
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/ Sex \
/________\
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/ \
/ Family, \
/ Friends, Peers \
/__________________\
/ \
/ \
/ Food, Water, \
/ Sleep, Shelter \
/ \
/______________________________\
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ Programming, \
/ Maths, SICP \
/ \
/____________________________________________\
2
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-04 16:08
3
Name:
VIPPER
2011-11-04 16:47
>>1
You forgot to put anus hacking at the bottom.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-04 17:42
`
>2011
>needing sex to survive
i thought homo erectus was extinct
5
Name:
VIPPER
2011-11-04 17:44
>>4
Maybe they are because the had no sex.
6
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-04 17:46
>>3
Like this?
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/ Sex \
/________\
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/ Family, \
/ Friends, Peers \
/__________________\
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/ Food, Water, \
/ Sleep, Shelter \
/ \
/______________________________\
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/ Programming, \
/ Maths, SICP \
/ \
/____________________________________________\
\ Anus /
\ Haxi /
\ ng /
\ /
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7
Name:
VIPPER
2011-11-04 17:52
>>6
No, in the same slot as programming, SICP, etc.
8
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-04 17:52
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/ VIP \
/________\
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/ Family, \
/ Pills, Pets \
/__________________\
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/ Food, Water, \
/ Sleep, Shelter \
/ \
/______________________________\
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/ Programming, \
/ AUTISM,LISP \
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/____________________________________________\
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\ JEWS /
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9
Name:
VIPPER
2011-11-04 17:53
/\
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/ VIP \
/________\
/ \
/ \
/ Family, \
/ Pills, Pets \
/__________________\
/ \
/ \
/ Food, Water, \
/ Sleep, Shelter \
/ \
/______________________________\
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ Programming, \
/ AUTISM,LISP \
/ \
/____________________________________________\
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\ JEWS /
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\ /
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10
Name:
MOST NIGGER MATURE
2011-11-04 17:55
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/ VIP \
/________\
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/ Family, \
/ Farts, Pets \
/__________________\
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/ \
/ Food, Water, \
/ Sleep, Shelter \
/ \
/______________________________\
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ Programming, \
/ AUTISM,LISP \
/ \
/____________________________________________\
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\ JEWS /
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\ /
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11
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-04 17:55
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-04 19:51
Now we need a /prog/ version of Paul Graham's hierarchy of disagreement.
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-04 21:52
'
>2011
>Paul Graham
14
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-04 22:47
15
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-04 22:59
/\_
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-/ Sex|
/_________|
/ Lolies|
/ Touhou|
/____________|
/ |
/ Programming|
- Shitposting|
/________________|
/ |
/ Food, Magic|
/ Shelter|
/_____________________|
16
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-05 6:52
17
Name:
Anonymous
2011-11-05 7:26
>>15
Lolies
That's not how you spell
lolaxum .
18
Name:
Maslow
2011-11-05 11:40
>>4
Ah, no, you do not understand my theory. It is not a model of
survival , but of
motivation , a study of what urges drive man forward.
Consider, if you will, a man who is in desperate need of programming, a man who may not have written code for several days. If he feels the pangs of hunger, will he look for food? If he feels tired, will he go to sleep?
Certainly not! He will seek out source code, and he will write on it until his need for programming is satisfied.
Only when his basic physiological needs are fulfilled can he concentrate on the pursuit of higher-level desires, like food and shelter.