/prog/ - Programming Process

Name: FrozenPizza 2011-11-04 15:29

ITT: We describe our programming process.
I'll start: a gallon of monster & constantly pissing.

Name: FrozenTesticles 2011-11-04 15:41

Drum and bass and slapping my dick on the keyboard

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 15:48

A successful carreer programming Java and OH GOD I HATE MY LIFE.

Name: KingOfFarts 2011-11-04 16:03

A greasy burger and a night of passing gas.

Name: WarmExpanse 2011-11-04 16:14

Focus really hard to generate a critical mass of usage within one region of my neo-cortex which I direct toward the magentic platters of my Western Digital POS HDD flipping the bits constructing a stream of self modifying machine code...

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 16:18

It's not funny when you're the only poster in your own thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 16:19

I drink 44 oz. of orange juice every time I write shit. When I was 12, I bought a giant Gulp cup from 7-11 and I have been using it ever since as juice cup.

Name: sage 2011-11-04 16:24

A unfunny thread and constantly saging.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 18:23

>>5
dude...

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 18:54

>>1
Read the header as Programming Pizza and took and interest. After that it's all tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 19:18

When starting a new project using a platform and api,s that I'm not familiar with I do nothing for a few days. It's like I have to PTA he myself just to do a hello world sample. But then I,ll get into it and cane it for a few days

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 19:19

Wot I meant pysche myself

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 19:22

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Utnb5Mru_zo&t=1m43s

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 19:24

>>11
Sounds pretty normal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 19:48

I write my main function, and then I ask Stack Overflow how to do each statement and function after that. After a few days, my program is complete.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 21:52

Down a can of root beer, or a cappuccino if I'm really feeling hardcore. Start some Deep House on Pandora, set my desktop theme to something dark, turn out all the lights, and code til sunrise.

Name: FrozenVoid !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-11-05 3:35

I open notepad2 some snacks(i make my own usually) and start coding.
I usually don't eat when coding(i do after i'm done) or use anything demanding external attention.
There could be airplanes crashing down nearby, but i won't care when concentrate on code.

Name: Mentifex 2011-11-05 9:46

http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/AiMind.html

requires me to open about ten windows at once
so that I can write my "AI Lab Notes" while I
code the free open-source artificial intelligence.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-05 10:09

>>15
My process is the same except I ask /prog/ instead

Programming Process

1 Name: FrozenPizza 2011-11-04 15:29

2 Name: FrozenTesticles 2011-11-04 15:41

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 15:48

4 Name: KingOfFarts 2011-11-04 16:03

5 Name: WarmExpanse 2011-11-04 16:14

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 16:18

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 16:19

8 Name: sage 2011-11-04 16:24

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 18:23

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 18:54

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 19:18

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 19:19

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 19:22

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 19:24

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 19:48

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-04 21:52

17 Name: FrozenVoid !!mJCwdV5J0Xy2A21 2011-11-05 3:35

18 Name: Mentifex 2011-11-05 9:46

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-11-05 10:09