Now that Apple is dead, what will you do?
Sell all Apple stock. Invest in RIM, Nokia, and HP. 8%
Commit suicide. 6%
Smear your little, flaccid dick on the window of am Apple Store. 15%
Feel vindicated for your Xoom purchase. 0%
Act like a retard on the Internet. 51% <--
Buy a phone with a 6-inch screen. Sensible! 2%
Scoff at how lame Apple is on your knockoff MacBook running a crappy OS X theme on crappy Ubuntu Linux: the Retarded Rabbit version. 15%
I never was on this site and not going. Also I want to sleep, but I drank coffee and now can't sleep. Doushiou kana, prog? Should I go on adventure to the lands of /jp/ or jerk in circles on /r/eddit?