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Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 18:29

You're at work, lazily conjuring the spirits of your workstation. Suddenly, the boss rushes into your cubicle! He asks you to rewrite shiichan for one of your biggest customers. Here are the requirements :

 - State-of-the-art AJAX Human-Machine Interface
 - Scalable into the cloud
 - Leverages J2EE as the core technology
 - Converts anonymous posters into customers
 - Has to be implemented by undereducated and underpaid indians

With which design choices do you come up with? What will the software stack be composed of?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 18:30

BonerLang Web Framework

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 18:35

Team Shanghai Alice ECL3

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 18:36

>i tell the boss to fook off
>relize 'im da' boss
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!1

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 18:38

>>4
Please go back whence you came from. This is serious thread.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 18:39

>>5
>/prog/
>serious buisness.

I would expect to see some threads with some actual software being developed in them instead of trivial bits of code.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 20:55

You're at work
In Sussman's name! What sorcery is this?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-13 14:04

u mad?

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-13 14:17

>>5
whence you came from
pedo failing at trying to sound smart

Name: 2013-12-16 15:26

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-16 15:33

dbus

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-16 15:44

>implying
SHIGGY DIGG

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