/prog/ - Why? — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 11:43

Why are computer scientists such social losers?

I bet no one of you knows how to buy a suit or how to tie a tie. Do you even have friends?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 11:47

Some things become irrelevant after reaching satori.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 11:51

>>1
friends
To much work, life is easier without people always wanting to do stuff with me

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 12:08

Ahahaha
Though you Satisufakushonhawai University, Youre in?
I have one word for you
Indentation force Rebellion
Dig? / I?
I dont think I
I guess you know about my other car?
CDR of the ITS
`` CUDDER''and pronounced the

__ [OK] you offend a professional programmer FUQIN __

It / prog a /
Whether you have achieved enlightenment only allow you to post it here
Programming is all about, that it `` Abstract BULLSHITE''You do not understand
I have to read SICP
ITS is not done is to go
Ruby on Rails is a bad, slow fuck
BBCode is and ((type)) is the ultimate language
References
Welcome to / prog a /
All conversations will be sent
Exception

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 12:44

>>4
Sound like a great anime mname
Code NP:Indentation Force Rebellion

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 12:51

I distrust people in suits. Suit implies bullshitter.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 12:57

Ties are bad for your mind because they prevent blood from flowing in your brain.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 13:33

>>5
After invading MIT using giant whitespace blocks called Indentation, the powerful Empire of the FIOC takes over the university and renames it ``Area 6.01'' and its people, ``Lithpers''. In the socially indented society, the Schemers are forced to indent their poor, crippled lambdas while the Pythonistas are respected and live lavishly. Although rebel groups of Schemers do rise up, they are usually crushed by Pythonistas whitespaces...

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 13:39

suits and ties are for ENTERPRISE QUALITY codemonkeying

Name: VIPPER 2011-11-01 15:07

>>1
Because of autism shitface.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 15:17

>>9
Do you key codemons?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 18:29

a

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a

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a

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a

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a

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 19:09

lisp is shit

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-01 22:17

>>17
VIP Quality

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-02 11:30

>>1
I have a personally tailored suit

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-02 12:58

>>19
I have a personally tailored fursuit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-02 13:04

>>22
no, I will not

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-02 13:06

>>21
Will you refuse to admit you like Python?

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-02 14:42

>>19

I have a professionally tailored suite.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-02 14:45

>>22
Because fuck you and your DUBZ that's why

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-03 0:29

I can tie a tie...

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