/prog/ - Newsflash

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 11:59

This is why /prog/ autists will never be successful: http://www.kalzumeus.com/2011/10/28/dont-call-yourself-a-programmer/

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 12:17

fuck off

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-29 12:18

Call yourself VIPPERs instead, tripple the autism.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 12:37

>>1-'4
back to /ru/ please

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 12:40

>>3
can i call myself Pier?
i always liked the french

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 12:41

That's why /prog/ should be renamed to /compsci/.

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-29 12:58

>>5
No.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:00

>>5
It's spelled `Pierre', retard. Anyway, the best French name is Alice.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:10

>>>/reddit/

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:11

>>6
Arguing over which language has the best syntax is not computer science.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:12

>>10
But we don't argue over that. We all know S-exp is the best syntax.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:23

>>8
you no good son of a bitch i'll call
myself whatever the fuck i want gofuckyourself
and next time i want my juice without the pulp

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:25

>>12
and next time i want my juice without the pulp
eeeew cut dicks are gross

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:28

`Programmer'? Nigga, please! I'm a »Software Engineer«.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 14:42

>>10
Actually it is. See: formal grammars, parsing, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 16:32

>>11
cock sucking faggot detected.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 17:04

>>16
Is is your years of experience which let's you pick out 'cock sucking faggots' so well over a TCP/IP connection?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 17:25

>>17
I hope >>11-san didn't initiate a direct TCP/IP connection to >>16-kun because that would be very disgusting!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 18:20

I actually call myself a hacker, not a programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 18:33

>>17-18
fuck off and die you cock sucking lithping faggot

Newsflash

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 11:59

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 12:17

3 Name: VIPPER 2011-10-29 12:18

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 12:37

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 12:40

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 12:41

7 Name: VIPPER 2011-10-29 12:58

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:00

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:10

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:11

11 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:12

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:23

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:25

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 13:28

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 14:42

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 16:32

17 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 17:04

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 17:25

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 18:20

20 Name: Anonymous 2011-10-29 18:33