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games make

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:20

how do i make computer games? (nothing advanced, just something like halo)

i'm not good at proggraming but i did used to programme in bbc basic on my schools computer

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:22

hahah i used to play magic mushrooms on the bbc!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:23

programme

I lol'd.
Learn English first, ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:25

hey have some respect kid
bbc basic , wonder if my old bbc micro still works

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:27

>>2,4
yay, fellow bbc microers!
what was your fave game? mine was granny's garden

anyway i dont want to make like that, but something better and modern

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:30

>>4
No respect for people that insist on spelling shit the wrong way.
None. At. All.
Fuck that UK English "dialect" learn the correct to spell already way already ya fucking faggot ass white trash double niggers.

There is no "u" in color. Sound that shit out; do you hear a fucking "u" in there? I don't THINK so.

Similarly we go to the the-ah-ter, no the the-ah-tree...

But I digress.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:33

col·or noun, often attributive \ˈkə-lər\

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:34

>>6
There is no "u" in color. Sound that shit out; do you hear a fucking "u" in there? I don't THINK so.
Couleur.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:36

>>6
There is no "u" in color. Sound that shit out; do you hear a fucking "u" in there? I don't THINK so.
...but I do! It's closer to kul-uhr than kul-ohr. You GOT RID OF THE WRONG LETTER!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:36

well i dont know bbc micro was insanely cool
like a mini1000
dont know if you can program anything
modern, maybe something retro since
its only capable of rendering teletext( different shades of green)

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:37

>>1
nothing advanced, just something like halo
I laughed.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:44

>>9
urdoinitrong
see >> 7
also a dictionary:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/color

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:50

>>12
urdoinitrong
Decided against IPA because it would discredit my point a little (`o' and `u' are weird in IPA).

Also fuck your Ameritrash dictionary.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-23 16:56

>>13
Y u mad?
Don't be mad on account of I've proven that you are wrong.
Time to grow a pair, accept your failure, learn from it and move on.
In closing I'd like to mention further: fuck your UK English "Dialect". Wrong is wrong no matter how much you attempt feeble justifications.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 14:59

>>14
Well in Canada we also write it "colour".

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 15:13

hmm i really doubt that anyone gets mad ever in here
so

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 15:27

>>15
I know, I was just pointing out that he was wrong in talking about the ``UK English `Dialect''', and therefore a rampant hypocrite in calling >>13 ``wrong''.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 15:28

Why don't we use an ISO-standardized language instead of stupid English?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 15:32

>>18
ISO standardization, my posterior. They ISO-standardized the stupid American date format where they place the month before the day just because it's pronounced in that order in English.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 15:38

>>19
They ISO-standardized the stupid American date format
The standard ISO date format is Y-M-D and it's the Right Thing. I don't understand what you're talking about.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 15:41

>>19
I know, I think my memory fails me. Y-M-D is great.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 16:29

>>5
Exile.

I never played it properly though, I had the cheat programs from The Micro User and modified it so I could shoot lightning bolts and cannonballs and stuff. Hours, days, weeks of fun.

Also, Elite, Firetrack, Starship Command, Repton 3 and all its hundreds of mission packs, etcetc

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 18:41

>>1
don't listen to these ``faggots''

btw, python is the right tool for this job. it is very fast and has a lot of libraries that will do most of the hard work for you. it is also by far the most popular scripting language in the gaming industry (used in civ IV and eve online, etc. BIG FUCKING GAMES)

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 18:57


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$ make games
make: *** No rule to make target `games'.  Stop.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 19:45

>>24
Why does your prompt span more than one line?
You can't be a good programmer, /backplate getgoes/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 20:34

>>25
you should see some of the ones that come with zsh

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 20:35

>>25
Fuck off and die, faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 21:13

>>25
because FUCK YOU, that's why.
I like my 2 line prompt, that's my problem not yours so get the fuck over yourself

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 21:29

>>27,28
Fuck off back to /g/ you god damned retards.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 21:44

>>29
fuck off and die you cock sucking fagstrum

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 21:48

>>25
/backplate getgoes/
I would have liked this if it hadn't originally included `get' at the beginning, but `backplate goes' simply doesn't have the same ring to it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-24 22:04

>>25
/backplate getgoes/

This appears to be English but I have no idea WTF you are trying to say here.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 1:12

>>32
It's an anagram.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 1:33

>>33
Its an autigram. (anagram which can be decoded by autists only and ineffective against imageboard retards)

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 1:55

troll harder faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 1:55

>>34
it's a paulgraham

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-25 4:49

>>36
Paulgraham this!
*grick's bard*
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