LOLCODE

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
I HAS A VAR
IM IN YR LOOP
      UP VAR!!1
      VISIBLE VAR
      IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

WHY Y NO CODE IN LOLCODE?

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>>1 WHY Y NO CODE IN LOLCODE?

because i have some self respect

OFFICIAL /prog/ AUTOMATIC RESPONSE CHECK AND CORRECTION

>>2-san meant to write:
because i am autismal as fuck and lack any sense of humor

$ cat > bla.c 
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

int main(int argc, char** argv)
{
        char abc[] = "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ";
        while(1)
                putchar(abc[(int)((float)random()/RAND_MAX * 27)]);
        return 0;
}
$ cc bla.c
$ ./a.out | espeak

i suck the ears of my cat to make her feel good. do you make your pet feel good, are you a good master? nyaa ^_^

A cat is added.

>>5
nyaa.eu

A cat is fine too.