help

i was visiting step uncle, i say hello, he say let us play game

i ask what game, he say doctor

i ask how you play, he say stick his pennus into annus

i say why, he say it is fun game

i say ok, but i do not understand, he laughs and smiles

he put his pennus into annus and it hurt

i tell him it hurt, but he ignore me and continue thrusting

then he peed white!

i say that is gross and my annus is sore, he says if you tell anyone i kill your dog

now my annus is dirty but how do i clean it out? the whit pee is in farther than i can reach !

Read SICP.

Eheh dig in amus sprudo sprade

back to /b/, please

>>1
At least he didn't force you to program in Java

go see doctor
ask for rape ^kit

I feel bad for enjoying this one.