Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon.

Pages: 1-

Query Windows Explorer and/or broser?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 7:56

I´m writing a C#/.NET application. Finding out if Explorer sessions are active is quite easy (same for browser sessions):

#using System.Diagnostics

public void FindExplorerSessions() {
   Process[] explorerSessions =
      Process.GetProcessesByName("explorer");
}

Is it possible to iterate through that array and find out which subfolders are currently open in these sessions?

And on a related topic, is it possible to find out which URL(s) are currently open in a Chrome/Firefox/whatever session?

Possible use for the browser stuff: monitor the time spent on 4chan per day/week/month (assuming that the monitor app is always running and the user closes the 4chan tabs when he is doing something else).

Well, I´m aware that such an app would be considered kinda spyware, but actually I have users requesting this feature (they want to have a reminder which tells them to get the fuck off 4chan after a couple of hours and do something productive).

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 12:30

I´m writing a C#/.NET application.

Stopped reading right there.

Here's a nickle, kid. Go download a real operating system, and development environment.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 14:42

>>2

Wow, you´re so edgy. I highly doubt that you started coding in C more than 20 years ago like I did. Just playing around with C# to get used to it in case some employer ever demands it. Faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 15:05

I KILLED DENNIS RITCHIE HOW HARDCORE IS THAT
I'M FUCKING CANCER BITCH

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 16:58

>>4
Back to /b/, please!

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-19 20:50

>>3
Man I want to believe you, but there are no code tags. Also, shouldn't you know this stuff by now? If you've been writing C for 20 years, you'd know that Windows has an API and where to look for these things (hint: /prog/ doesn't know, or care.)

Anyway, CLR is cool even if C# is dumb. Check into OS and Interop or wherever. If you're so damn awesome you'll fIHBTA fuck me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 3:03

>>3

Just playing around with C# to get used to it in case some employer ever demands it.

in case some employer ever demands it.

demands it.

C# has been around how long, your supppose to be how old school, and you think people are going to magically start demanding it now? I can't tell if your joking, or actually serious......

Name: broseph 2011-10-20 3:56

broser
I use the Brofox broser. The broser of true bros.

Name: web bowser 2011-10-20 3:59

web bowser

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 4:22

Hey OP, I'm writing program too. Here's what I got so far:

#using Internetz.Rules

public void OPFaggotryTest() {
   Process[] isFag =
      OP.FagCheck(this.Thread(">>1"));
}

For some reason I can't get it get it to iterate through the rest of the threads. Instead it just returns true on this thread and hangs. OP, can you help me out by not being such a faggot?

Thanks in advance.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 4:28

(find-if-not #'faggotp (posts *current-thread*))
=> NIL

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 6:31

I´m writing a C#/.NET application.
If it ain't Lisp, it's crap.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 6:33

>>3
Just playing around with C# to get used to it
How C# is better than Lisp?

employer demands it.
Just demand the death of employer.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 6:43

>>13
Question to discuss:
How is C# better than Lisp?

Stranger 2: well
Stranger 2: it's more useful
Stranger 2: and lisp is generally for hipster faggots
Stranger 2: also lisp is what gays have
Stranger 2: get it
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 2: but seriously
Stranger 2: c# also lets you segway easily between java and C++
Stranger 2: have a nice day

Stranger 2 has disconnected

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 7:00

>>14
Stranger 2 sounds like retard from /b/.

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-20 7:19

>>13
I did that once. I lost the job, but hey he lost his life.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 9:37

>>16
C#/PHP/Java/Python is cocksucking job for conformist whores.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 9:43

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/29271312/detail.html
A Wayne County employee was suspended from her job after making a few Facebook posts about her frustrations with her work.

Cody said she meant no harm by making the post and that she did not think anyone at her workplace would read it.

She said her Facebook page was private. However, one of her Facebook friends worked at the probate court. That person printed out the posts and showed it to Cody's bosses.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 10:58

>>18
So what? I would never hire anybody having a facebook account in the first place. That's a clear sign of someone being a cretin.

Name: VIPPER 2011-10-20 11:08

>>19
Yeah! Hire autists instead. Put them in a large glass room with one realdoll and watch them trying to bitchslap each other to death.

MAXIMUM PRODUCTIVITY

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 11:14

>>20
Yeah! Hire touhous instead. Put them in a large glass room with one fairy and watch them trying to bitchslap each other to death.

MAXIMUM PRODUCTIVITY

Name: FrozenVoid 2011-10-20 11:18

>>21
Touhous are fairies.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 11:22

>>22
You obviously don't know what you're talking about. Only a very small minority of important people in Gensokyo are fairies. Most of them are just inferior beings and danmaku fodder.

Name: FrozenVoid 2011-10-20 11:52

>>23
>important people in Gensokyo are fairies
People aren't fairies.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 11:56

People aren't fairies.
You are.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 13:14

>>25
Damn, beat me to it.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-20 16:23

Hmmmmm, I wonder if we've successfully covered OP's faggotry well enough, we may be lacking. Maybe.

Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List